Sunday, March 30, 2014

Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of March 27, 2014 by Greg Koelker


Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of March 27, 2014 by Greg Koelker

(Webster, South Dakota) I heard someone rummaging around in the kitchen on Friday morning of our 4-day fishing safari at dark-thirty. I was able to get myself up and dressed before anyone started calling my name. Nephew Cory was making scrambled eggs with bacon, and the coffee was done. The night owls were having more trouble than me getting up and about. (A cautionary tale, that I would forget later.) Anyway, we got off to the bait shop and lower Waubay Lake just as streaks of red began to paint a sunrise. Out on the ice the wind blew, hard. The boys drilled and drilled in our hunt for fish. We moved from hole to hole to no avail. We decided to split up. Some went to other lakes while brother-in-law Brian and I moved about lower Waubay. Keep in mind that Waubay Lake is like 30 miles long, so lower Waubay is no pond. The two halves are separated by an 8' foot pressure crack in the ice. We did not catch any fish before we finally called it and went searching. Brian and I drove to Bitter Lake and Reeds Lake to see what we could see. The landings at both were sketchy. At Bitter, a full-size pickup went ahead of us, plowing through deep black mud and then splashing through a 20-yard track in the ice filled with water that would have been in the cab of the Ranger I think. We could see a farm in the lake. Some lakes are rising so much that farms and even some town buildings have been caught in the rising water. We ended up by going to upper Waubay and a far northern bay to try our luck. It was slow, but we did catch fish, by staying until full dark. Our group of 12 had nearly a hundred perch and walleyes to clean that night.

Brian had made ribs for us. They were perfect with a libation or two and a shower. I lost a euchre game and went to bed at 12:30.

On Saturday morning, there was no time for breakfast or even making coffee. When I went outside, the wind was blowing - no kidding. We were in a hurry to get on the lake before light to get a good spot for the early bite. (I did score a cup of coffee at the bait shop.) Anyway, the wind was so cold that I set up my tent with my Ranger as a backdrop. I did start catching fish right away. I had four nice perch in the bucket and I had tossed back four small walleyes when the fish left. I mean, they just didn't bite, they just didn't exist - there was nothing on the sonars. I put my camera down to look around and saw a few perch slipping along on the bottom, but not paying attention to my lure. Around mid-morning, some of the boys took off and went searching at lakes like Enemy Swim, Stinky Slough, and Blue Dog Lake. I turned the radio on in the Ranger and listened to “A Prairie Home Companion” and played with my phone. I occasionally moved about to check on the ones left behind who were having the same luck I was. Some guys pulled in with a “wheelhouse” ice shelter, a camper on wheels that can be set down on the ice and fished from. They had a 32-inch TV attached to their Fish Cam pointing back across their baits. They said they saw clouds of huge bluegills drift through, but none would bite. I am not a big basketball fan, but I listened to Florida squeak by Tennessee and the first half of the Badger game; mercifully, the radio signal faded away. I aimed the camera down the hole and watched a series of my lures in action. I didn't actually know what they did down there, so that was entertaining and enlightening for a while. The guys came back and Brian got in the shack with me for awhile. He went out to hole jump a bit and returned occasionally to warm up. No fish. At about 7 PM, Brian remarked, “They're here, Greg.” The fish came back. We started having a blast, pulling up dandy perch, white bass, and crappies. I had a 15” crappie! Anyway, we fished until it started getting too cold and the fish started slowing down.

Back at the house, we were done with 91 perch and assorted fish, when someone hoisted up another bucket to clean! As it turned out, one of the guys made another pot of ribs for supper, but forgot to plug it in. We had jerky, energy bars, and bloody marys for supper at 10 PM. I hit the hay around midnight again. What a slow and then fast fishing day - in the end.

On Sunday morning we rolled out around 5:30. I know, I know. (We came to fish, not sleep - in theory anyway.) We had to clean the place and pack up for the trip home. It was 5 degrees out and quiet. I carried something out to the truck and just stood there taking in the stars and windless quiet. We drove the hour or so back to Big Stone Lake on the border. The fish were in! There were clouds of them on the Vexillar Sonar; however, most were bait stealers and small. I did keep three before packing up and saying my goodbyes and heading east by myself, driving off the ice in Ortonville, MN and nearly six hours home.

Along the way there was little snow. Farmers were spreading manure, but I did see some little kids playing hockey on a snowmelt pond with just sticks and a puck, no skates. The land is very flat. Thank goodness for coffee and 5-Hour Energy drinks.


Until next time, get out - last week our old friend and former neighbor Dick Swantz called and told Ellen about seeing the play, Guys on Ice at the Weber Center in La Crosse. He told her he immediately thought of us and he wanted to buy us some tickets to see it. We went Friday night. It is a riot of comedy and music. I especially enjoyed the Leinenkugel's half-time show, “Lenies, it's not just for breakfast anymore,” and the guys' description of Heaven, “Well, hell is hot and full of flames, right? So heaven has to be cold and have ice! Yeah, and the perch are all 5 pounds and the water is actually beer. And every day is Packer Sunday!” Anyway, thanks Dick, it was great fun. Speaking of being colder than Hell, it was -24 with the windchill in International Falls on Monday morning. The weatherman said, “So if you think it's cold here (13 degrees), you could be there.” He's a philosopher. Spring is here in name only, but it is coming; it has to, right? Enjoy.

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