Sunday, March 27, 2016

Grouse Hollow Journal for March 24, 2016

A whisper came through the haze of my dreams last Saturday morning, “The robins are mad.”  It wasn’t a dream, but my better-half reflecting on listening to the early birds.  The weather has been warm enough that we have been sleeping with the bedroom window open since late February.  I mumbled something spaced out like, “Huh?”  She said that the robins were mad because they got snowed on.  When I was able to get an eye unglued, I could see we had a frosting of white covering the lawn.  Had I flown all the way up from some warm, sunny place and gotten snowed on, I would probably have been mad too.  Actually, robins being mad could also mean that they are crazy for returning so early.  We have been seeing robins around here for a month.  As far as being mad about the snow and 33 degree temps, I bet they have company; this morning there were probably 50 or more pelicans on Stoddard Bay.  What’s wrong with Key Biscayne?

Okay, this is a “just saying” thought: do any of you as old or older than me remember pelicans flying in and staying until fall?  I grew up on the Mississippi and I don’t remember seagulls being around the dams and bays when I was a kid either.  Just sayin’.  

It is finally time to go live for Go Wild!  We saw a news story on the DNR’s new GO Wild licensing system this morning.  The “Wake Up Wisconsin” reporter said the new system was NOT getting rave reviews.  According to the report, consumers and license sales personnel don’t like it much.  After what was called a “soft opening” by the DNR, the online based licensing system went fully live on March 17.  I asked the manager at my favorite big boy toy store, a.k.a. sporting goods store about Go Wild and his comment was unprintable in a family newspaper, except that it ended with “. . . sucks!”  He said that while it is up and running, there needs to be more training for sales personnel and the system is slow and there is too much data to hand enter so it takes more time to get a license or permit.  He said a few DNR personnel and wardens drop by to talk once in awhile and while they are muzzled by their bosses, off the record they don’t like this much either.  I asked my friend, “Aren’t extra turkey tags going on sale on Monday?”  He pictured lines out the door because it takes so long.  He also asked me not to come in that day and try to buy my conservation patron license and extra turkey tag as that license takes a lot longer and will upset the people in line for permits behind me.  He suggested I buy it Saturday or try online.  

I did buy my conservation patron license Saturday morning - online.  I admit I was fully prepared to be angry and frustrated by this system, but when all was said and done, it didn’t seem all that different than the old system to me.  When I had finally added in all the data and checked off all the boxes regarding permits and such, I was able to print off a receipt and also save my license and permits as a .pdf file and print those off too.  I was a little concerned that there were no antlerless tags with the gun and bow deer licenses.  Perhaps they will be added when the county deer committees have finished their meetings and made their recommendations.  Deer season is a few months away, but it is never far from my mind.  There was a convenience fee of 1.75% for using a credit card, but the $2.78 is less than the flat $3 fee from last year.  I think not having back tags is alright, but it could be a bad thing; remember a couple of years ago when a man went berserk in the north woods and killed and wounded a group of other hunters; they were able to get his back tag number and use it to identify the killer.  Just sayin’.  

Why ante up $165 for a Conservation Patron License?  I save money and I have all my licenses and permits in one.  The Conservation Patron License includes: an Annual Fishing License, Great Lakes Trout & Salmon Stamp, Inland Trout Stamp, Sturgeon Hook & Line Inland, Sturgeon Hook & Line WI-MI, Small Game License, Pheasant Stamp, Gun Deer Hunting License, Archery License, Crossbow License, Trapping License, Otter Application, Fisher Application, Spring Turkey Application, Spring Turkey License (permit required), Turkey Stamp, Fall Turkey Application, Fall Turkey License (permit required), Early Goose Permit (upon request), Exterior or Horicon Goose Permit (upon request), Waterfowl Stamp, Annual Park Sticker, Annual State Parks Trail Pass, and Admission to Heritage Hill State Park.  It’s a bunch of stuff I do, and now I’m covered - except for a federal waterfowl stamp which costs another $25.  Unless the DNR is changing how they handle this license, I have always liked it.

Scout and I went for a walk up the ridge on Saturday afternoon.  We walked up the Grouse Hollow path.  Not far up, a ruffed grouse flushed in the cedars down the hill from us.  A little while later, I heard another grouse drumming up in the hollow.  The turkeys were calling a bit.  I heard a gobbler several times.  Up in the Christmas tree food plot, the critters have trimmed the tubers down into the ground and there is a lot of new greenery already growing.  There are two critter holes with piles of dirt about 20 yards apart.  I figure woodchucks are the culprits, but it could be badgers, but probably not.  We met Ellen up on top by the old hay barn.  She said she heard what she figured were deer disappearing down over the point of the ridge.  I heard a hen turkey calling down the hill at about the same time.  A gobbler answered her from I figure maybe a hundred yards away.  Anyway, we walked down the ridge road together laughing at the antics of our big brown dog and discussing some of the work that needs to be done around the woods and trails this spring.  

Until next time, get out - turkey hunters remember that leftover tags are now on sale for Zone 1.  The DNR/Conservation Congress Annual Hearings are April 11 at Viroqua High School at 7 PM.  The Friends of Pool 9 are organizing their annual river clean up for April 30.  For more information or to sign up, contact Kim at 608-606-3691. Finally, how about those Badgers?! Go Bucky!  Enjoy.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Grouse Hollow Journal for St. Patrick's Day 2016

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!  Pour me a green beer while I get my bib so I can tuck into some of Ellen’s excellent corned beef and cabbage.  Ellen’s family, on the Uppena side anyway, can trace their large, yet close family back to the emerald Isle.  Marge, her mom made the best corned beef and cabbage.  She even made it just for me a few times.  I am thankful that Ellen learned so much from her great mother.  

Last week on Monday, I drove by De Soto Bay and I was surprised to see a dozen or more ice fishermen on what appeared to be dark, slushy, rotten ice.  Sue Flick told me her husband, Les said it was the last day - maybe.  When I went home that afternoon there were even more ice anglers out there!  On Tuesday morning though, there were only two and by afternoon - none I could see anyway.  By Friday afternoon - I am not making this up - the fishermen were back!  Okay, they did have good solid aluminum under their boots at least.

I stopped to photograph a pair of tom turkeys in full strut for half a dozen lady turkey admirers along a field Friday afternoon.  “Gobble gobble!”  The canada and snow geese are coming back in large numbers.  I saw a pair of sandhill cranes in the field one morning last week.  The river is full of mallards and other ducks.  There are robins are checking in at the bird bath and puddles up and down the coulee.

For the first time in three years, I got to say, “Thank goodness it’s Friday!” last week.  I subbed at De Soto all week for new mom, Melissa Noelte.  Mel is one my favorite former students and a star Forensian in high school when I was her forensics coach.  Now she is the forensics coach at DHS.  I enjoyed working with some of her team during the week.  On Saturday, I chaperoned her team along with assistant coach Lucas Gilman at the District Forensics Festival at UW La Crosse, and I judged in Melissa’s place.  What a great day!  I enjoyed seeing so many familiar faces and old friends in the coaches lounge and I got to see some really talented teens perform and it didn’t snow, rain, or pelt us with ice.  The Pirates have 17 students going to the WHSFA State Festival in April.  Good job, Kids.

Ellen has been raking the gravel out of the yard along the driveway, tossed there during the winter by the beast.  She also trimmed the black raspberries on Saturday.  (I procrastinated long enough!)   She has flowers testing the air all around the house and in several of her flower gardens.  I am keeping an eye on the rhubarb as we had a rhubarb crisp under ice cream Saturday night; the tart delicacy was made from the last of the last season’s frozen stalks from the freezer.       

I also took a long, hard look at the lawn mowers on Sunday.  They’ll need fresh oil and sharpened blades and who knows what else.  I can wait a bit I hope.  

Until next time, get out -  Sure and begorrah!  I hope you find a four leaf clover for luck or a leprechaun for his riches.  Not me, I’ll be busy watching El put some German and Swiss ingredients to good use in making me a rueben sandwich with the Irish leftovers.  Enjoy.

   

Grouse Hollow Journal for March 10, 2016 by Greg Koelker



Last week one night, I went to the District 5 meeting of the Wisconsin Conservation Congress in Alma.  Ellen rode along to keep me company and to help keep the car shiny side up on the drive home.  We stopped for supper at J & J Barbeque in Nelson.  We ordered pulled pork sandwiches and had little time to look around as the food came out so fast.  It may have been fast, but it is not fast food.  The pork was excellent and the fries were seasoned and crispy, maybe the best I ever had.  On another trip, I had their ribs and they are worth the trip too.  Anyway, the place is filled with fun old time signs of all sorts, humorous prints, and colorful knick knacks so there is plenty to look at.

The Buffalo County Courthouse meeting room was already filling up with other county delegates from around District 5.  We were pleasantly surprised when our friend Darrol Brathol of River Falls came in with the Pierce County contingent.  Dave West and Jason Leis of Vernon County were also there.  Anyway, the meeting covered many congress items including going over all the questions that will be voted on at the DNR and Conservation Congress spring meetings across the state next month.  The questions can be read online at: http://dnr.wi.gov/about/wcc/springhearing.html.
The explanation of what’s happening with the new Go Wild licensing system was interesting.  The change over to the new system started in mid February and the DNR hopes it will be up and running by mid-March.  In the interim one can contact the DNR licensing bureau by toll-free phone call or by visiting a DNR Service Center to obtain licenses and such.  While there will be pink camo, there won’t be any back tags for deer hunting in 2016.  Licenses and permits will be printed on regular printer paper and/or can be stored on cell phones by individuals.  Successful deer hunters will not have to physically “tag” their deer in the woods any longer; they just mark their paper tags with the usual time of kill and such info and keep the tag in possession while with the deer.  I guess you have to devise a system of tagging if you plan to hang a deer and continue hunting.  (We hang our deer in a walk-in cooler.  On the way home, Ellen said we could just put a container outside the cooler for tags when we weren’t there.)  As you can imagine, there were numerous comments on how much easier this will be to cheat.  One good question was, “If I see a violation, how can I report their back tag number if they don’t have one?”  If there was a response, I didn’t hear it.  The law enforcement officer and wildlife people in attendance said that with the new call-in registrations last season, it was estimated that there was a 89 to 90 percent compliance with the registration rules and that was consistent with other years.  “These laws are being changed to benefit the 95% of us who don’t cheat,” said Eau Claire warden Rick Rosen.  if one has a driver’s license, a warden who wants to check your licenses and permits can enter that in his computer - and if he or she has service - they will know your DNR info.  I don’t think our DNR customer numbers are changing, so I am just going to keep my last green patron’s license in my wallet for the time being.  Warden Rosen also reported about the new car killed deer removal situation.  Forestry is now funding removal and they will only be removing dead deer along federal and state highways.  Townships and counties may be able to contract with one of those contractors, but forestry will not pay for it.  

This last week, a lot of us lost a good friend.  I have known Kevin Withey since long before I started writing this column.  He always had a good word, a story, or a tip related to hunting and fishing, the Mississippi, trips to Canada, and walleye rivers in the states.  To me, Kevin was a walleye whisperer; I know he would scoff at that title, but he was.  I remember one morning south of Genoa when he was in his flat bottom and nephew Jason and I were in the Queen trolling for pike.  We visited as we passed.  He usually had one or two hits on each run upstream while Jason and I got the proverbial Charlie Brown rock.  Kevin showed us his bait and we switched to that.  He said it was his personal favorite: a lead head jig with a purple twister tail - no bait.   He kept catching fish and we kept not catching fish.    When you’re hot, you’re hot I guess.  He was releasing all of his catch.  I suggested he just release them in our boat and I got a big laugh out of that - but no fish.  Anyway, my condolences to Marla and their family and to their many, many friends.  Kevin will not soon be forgotten along the river.

Until next time, get out - remember that extra Turkey tags for Zone 1 will go on sale on March 21, your fishing licenses expire at the end of the month, and also remember to mark your calendar for April 11 and plan to attend the DNR and Conservation Congress Spring hearing at Viroqua High School at 7 PM.  Enjoy.