Monday, May 12, 2014

Ellen found the first morels of the season on May 12, 2014.
first asparagus, rhubarb, and spinach of the season here

Mother's Day weekend memories

Krystle and Dustin May 10, 2014

Greg, Chuck, Dave, Lori, Bill, Ellen, Donnie, Barb, Kathy, Max, Amy, Brian, Tom, and Snoop

Ben, Me, Ellen, Whitney, and Mark

Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of May 15, 2014 by Greg Koelker


Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of May 15, 2014 by Greg Koelker

I just got in from picking up night crawlers - before breakfast. Last night's .4 inches of rain left them stranded on the driveway and road out front by the dozens; I actually worked up a sweat (maybe the humidity had something to do with it). The real reason I was up so early was because El and I got up to see Ben off. He was heading back to Colorado with our other two mountain kids, Mark and Whitney, after a whirlwind weekend of family events.

Last week Whitney dropped out of the sky on Tuesday and Ben and Mark drove in at 3 a.m. Friday morning. The big event of the weekend was the 33rd anniversary of my 29th birthday. I officially started a new chapter in my life, or turned over a new leaf, or maybe it was a rock; anyway, I start getting Social Security checks in a couple of weeks. (Special inside note to my older-than-me Arizona sister-in-law Jan Hauk: I may be old now, but I am still younger than you!) The kids and our friend Brett Werner were here Friday afternoon and evening for cocktails and a steak dinner. Ellen apologized for only having a few morels - frozen from last spring, but the raspberry tort more than made up for that. It was just great spending time with our kids - who I haven't seen in person since last fall. Mark and Ben shared some photos and videos of their recent adventures in the mountains. After watching some of the Go Pro videos that Mark had from the glacier north of the Valley of the Tusk in Alaska, I won't sleep well for awhile. I mean picture your kid jumping off a snow covered bluff along the Mississippi only it is thousands of feet higher. He and Whitney are off to go hiking in Nepal in the fall.

Okay, the big event of the weekend probably wasn't my birthday. On Saturday down at Cassville, my niece Krystle got hitched to Dustin, the love of her life - they have been going together, so I am told, 9 years. El and I took the wedding pictures, around a thousand of them. El started taking pictures around 9 a.m. shooting the girls getting ready at the Upper Mississippi Lodge on Main Street in Cassville. I did the hard stuff, doing some shot scouting and then stopping into the Town Pump for coffee with the owner, my high school classmate Bobby Vogt. After a while, I went up to Nelson Dewey State Park to await the party bus with the wedding party. To kill time, I went mushroom hunting down over a hillside for awhile. I got a rock. I did discover broken bottle glass in the leaves though. That is such a shame as this is a beautiful park with fantastic views of the Mississippi River and Stonefield Village.

While we were shooting the formal pictures before the wedding, Krystle exclaimed, “Mushrooms!” She had found the mother lode! Krystle and one of her bridesmaids and Dustin waded into the brushy hillside to pick over two pounds of the fabulous fungi. The wedding day ran the gamut of weather, going from cool to sunny, hot, and humid to full out rain, and then back to perfect sunshine just in time for the ceremony, held near a shelter on top of the bluffs. The bride wore, uh, sorry, I guess I'll save the fashion descriptions for my wedding/socialite column. The ceremony was beautiful. After a stop at the Town Pump, we went to the reception at J and J's Sand Bar. El and I got to see lots of old friends and many family members, including my mom and her friend Crane. After dinner, Ben, Mark, and Whitney left for La Crosse and Whitney's family's campfire celebration at the Flying Horse. El and I lasted until around 9, taking pictures to last. We learned later that many partied well into Mother's Day.

On Mother's Day morning I'd say mothers, living along this part of the river at least, got a gift of a beautiful spring day. Ellen's family had a breakfast at her sister Kathy's place (where we stayed). Ellen's brother Tom was home from Arizona for a turkey hunt. We ate well, told stories, and took a picture or two. Then Ellen and I headed to my brother Del's for brunch - I have to admit that after that breakfast, all I had room for was a Rice Krispie bar, and a cookie, and a hand full of pork, and, well you get that picture. After that, we headed north to La Crosse and the Flying Horse for lunch! Actually, they had held a blessing ceremony for granddaughter Leila - Mark is her godfather. We missed lunch, but we got to see everyone, including the little sleeping beauty, at least, and it was just time for dessert!

The kids spent the afternoon with us here at Grouse Hollow. Old friends Adam and Kate Remus stopped out on their way home to Madison. We got news that Jake Sikora had found some morels too late to go looking any more on Sunday. Ben and I jammed a bit on the guitar. Scout needed a baby aspirin in her supper because of all the ball retrieving she did. Before we knew it, the weekend ended, bringing this column full circle I guess. The kids did take some of those wedding day morels with them to fix when they get home. They also smuggled out some Spotted Cow and cheese curds.

Until next time, get out - El and I are going to go out and check some trees as soon as this dark sky passes over us, and then maybe go drown a few of those crawlers. El got me a new soft-side tackle box, that needs filling too. First I think we might both take a nap. Enjoy.



Thursday, May 1, 2014

Brother Bill stumping with his new Kubota


Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of May 1, 2014 by Greg Koelker

Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of May 1, 2014 by Greg Koelker

Last week, Gregg Sikora asked me if I could take his son, Jake out turkey hunting on Monday morning because Gregg had to work. Hmmm. . . another opportunity get up really, really early, go out into the rain and cold, and plump down on tick infested ground in the dark, who wouldn't say yes? The sky was dripping a bit and it was windy when I picked Jake up. We went to the farm where I got my bird a few days before, and waited by the truck to hear any gobbling; it didn't take long and there was plenty. We walked out on a ridge top field to listen again and try to pick a bird to hunt. We both heard a tom letting us know he was in mood for love, and not far from us. We slipped and trundled (okay, I slipped and trundled, not 13-year old Jake) down through a grass strip along the corn to a spot I thought might work to call the gobbler. As soon as we crested the hill, we both saw a turkey run and then fly right in front of the spot I had chosen. Nuts! Still there were toms gobbling in the hollow below, so we quietly discussed the situation and then set up there anyway.

Jake nestled in along a downed log and I found a tree to lean against back in the woods a bit. The rain let up, sprinkled again, and then fog came rolling in. A tom gobbled nearby and Jake had his .20 gauge at the ready. We waited but nobody came to our invite. We moved and tried a spot on the other side of the hill. There were three toms rattling off their wattles down in the hollow. I called and we waited. I think I may have napped a tad. Those birds gobbled and obviously moved about, but they wouldn't come in. I fear they were on the other side of the hollow and didn't want to cross the ditch to get to us. We tried a third set way down in the hollow, but the all three toms sounded like they were moving away from us. We finally called it quits, but they were still gobbling. We headed into La Crosse for breakfast and to stop at Ace to buy another turkey tag for season 5. It wasn't our morning, even the fast food place got our order wrong - twice!

On Tuesday last week Ellen and drove down to Burton to help her brother Bill clean up brush around some fields. Ellen and her sisters Kathy and Barb and I picked up sticks and chopped out roots and such along the fields that Bill had dropped trees along some time before. He was using his new Kubota tracked loaded to dig stumps and pile brush. I want one, but alas they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of what we paid for our farm. Anyway, we all had lunch at the Burton Tavern. Owner Kevin Connelly fixed us burgers and fries and entertained us - and Bill bought!

On Friday last we met our good buddy, Gordie Hierlmeier at Evert's Resort near Red Wing to try our hand at hunting again, walleyes this time. Ellen has never been up there fishing, so this was all new for us. Kari at Evert's showed us a couple rental cabins while we waited for Gordie. This a fish camp, not the Dells, but the facilities are nice with a full service bait and tackle shop, lots of beds in the cabins, satellite TV, all the amenities, and rental includes the boat launch and parking fees plus all the expertise the folks at Evert's can share for $125 a night for the first four people. The river was rushing by the landing. We watched two guys try to stay tied up on the south end of a dock, battling the current and a stiff northerly breeze. The water was very dirty. Anyway, we finally got Gordie's boat in the water and headed upriver. Gordie set Ellen up with a Dubuque rig while I dropped in a hair jig and a minnow and he put down a Lindy rig with just a hook and a minnow. The conversation was busy, catching up with news of our kids and lives and such, the fishing was pretty slow. Gordie managed two small saugers. I eventually hooked a couple white bass and a nice eating-sized sauger. Ellen didn't have much luck of the catching kind. After he dropped us off at the landing so we could go up to River Falls and visit El's brother Brian, Gordie texted me that he hooked “an eye and a bass.”

We took the relatively short drive up to River Falls and visited Brian, his daughter Casey, and his granddaughter Ellery for an hour. Nephew Cory (I have written about fishing with a number of times) and his wife Juliet pulled after going out to eat to celebrate their seventh anniversary. El and I finally headed south, to take care of our canine alarm clock. We drove in rain and wind but mostly it was a beautiful night along the Mississippi. Scout nearly wiggled out of her skin when we let her out for a late night game of ball and fetch and then supper.


Until next time, get out - Jake went to Space Camp in Alabama this past weekend. Turkey hunting one weekend and outer space the next - these kids sure get around. Inland fishing season opens this weekend; can the morels be far behind? Enjoy.   

Last week, Gregg Sikora asked me if I could take his son, Jake out turkey hunting on Monday morning because Gregg had to work. Hmmm. . . another opportunity get up really, really early, go out into the rain and cold, and plump down on tick infested ground in the dark, who wouldn't say yes? The sky was dripping a bit and it was windy when I picked Jake up. We went to the farm where I got my bird a few days before, and waited by the truck to hear any gobbling; it didn't take long and there was plenty. We walked out on a ridge top field to listen again and try to pick a bird to hunt. We both heard a tom letting us know he was in mood for love, and not far from us. We slipped and trundled (okay, I slipped and trundled, not 13-year old Jake) down through a grass strip along the corn to a spot I thought might work to call the gobbler. As soon as we crested the hill, we both saw a turkey run and then fly right in front of the spot I had chosen. Nuts! Still there were toms gobbling in the hollow below, so we quietly discussed the situation and then set up there anyway.

Jake nestled in along a downed log and I found a tree to lean against back in the woods a bit. The rain let up, sprinkled again, and then fog came rolling in. A tom gobbled nearby and Jake had his .20 gauge at the ready. We waited but nobody came to our invite. We moved and tried a spot on the other side of the hill. There were three toms rattling off their wattles down in the hollow. I called and we waited. I think I may have napped a tad. Those birds gobbled and obviously moved about, but they wouldn't come in. I fear they were on the other side of the hollow and didn't want to cross the ditch to get to us. We tried a third set way down in the hollow, but the all three toms sounded like they were moving away from us. We finally called it quits, but they were still gobbling. We headed into La Crosse for breakfast and to stop at Ace to buy another turkey tag for season 5. It wasn't our morning, even the fast food place got our order wrong - twice!

On Tuesday last week Ellen and drove down to Burton to help her brother Bill clean up brush around some fields. Ellen and her sisters Kathy and Barb and I picked up sticks and chopped out roots and such along the fields that Bill had dropped trees along some time before. He was using his new Kubota tracked loaded to dig stumps and pile brush. I want one, but alas they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of what we paid for our farm. Anyway, we all had lunch at the Burton Tavern. Owner Kevin Connelly fixed us burgers and fries and entertained us - and Bill bought!

On Friday last we met our good buddy, Gordie Hierlmeier at Evert's Resort near Red Wing to try our hand at hunting again, walleyes this time. Ellen has never been up there fishing, so this was all new for us. Kari at Evert's showed us a couple rental cabins while we waited for Gordie. This a fish camp, not the Dells, but the facilities are nice with a full service bait and tackle shop, lots of beds in the cabins, satellite TV, all the amenities, and rental includes the boat launch and parking fees plus all the expertise the folks at Evert's can share for $125 a night for the first four people. The river was rushing by the landing. We watched two guys try to stay tied up on the south end of a dock, battling the current and a stiff northerly breeze. The water was very dirty. Anyway, we finally got Gordie's boat in the water and headed upriver. Gordie set Ellen up with a Dubuque rig while I dropped in a hair jig and a minnow and he put down a Lindy rig with just a hook and a minnow. The conversation was busy, catching up with news of our kids and lives and such, the fishing was pretty slow. Gordie managed two small saugers. I eventually hooked a couple white bass and a nice eating-sized sauger. Ellen didn't have much luck of the catching kind. After he dropped us off at the landing so we could go up to River Falls and visit El's brother Brian, Gordie texted me that he hooked “an eye and a bass.”

We took the relatively short drive up to River Falls and visited Brian, his daughter Casey, and his granddaughter Ellery for an hour. Nephew Cory (I have written about fishing with a number of times) and his wife Juliet pulled after going out to eat to celebrate their seventh anniversary. El and I finally headed south, to take care of our canine alarm clock. We drove in rain and wind but mostly it was a beautiful night along the Mississippi. Scout nearly wiggled out of her skin when we let her out for a late night game of ball and fetch and then supper.


Until next time, get out - Jake went to Space Camp in Alabama this past weekend. Turkey hunting one weekend and outer space the next - these kids sure get around. Inland fishing season opens this weekend; can the morels be far behind? Enjoy.