Monday, June 16, 2014

Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of June 19, 2014 by Greg Koelker

Grouse Hollow Journal for  the week of June 19, 2014 by Greg Koelker

“Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be.”  Now there's an earworm you can use all day; thank you Mama Cass and company – you've said it all.  It is very early Monday morning here at Grouse Hollow.  I am tapping this out in the screen house.  It is cool enough that I am wearing a vest and sweatshirt – 53 degrees!

There is something about the first light of day, any time of year, that is too often taken for granted.  This morning, I woke early as I usually do, prompted by my chronologically challenged waterworks.  Some mornings I crawl back into the sack for another hour of shut-eye, but today I made coffee and went out to turn off the dog alarm so maybe my better-half could snooze a bit before hitting the deck running as she usually does. The sky was nearly clear of clouds and just turning light around the edges.  The three-quarter moon was fading high in the south western sky in the spot where I often bid Orion good morning come fall.  Sikora's rooster, Noodles hadn't started crowing - yet (I dubbed him Noodles because some mornings that's what I hope he ends up surrounded by, soon); still there were crows raising a ruckus up on the ridge, no doubt hunting for carrion or harassing some coyote or hawk.  Once freed from the kennel, Scout spun around me for her morning ear rub and then bounded down the driveway toward her morning privy spot.   I took my time enjoying the light.  The photographer in me appreciates this time and sunset as the best times of the day for taking pictures.  The are few shadows and colors are truest now before the sun warms them up and hides the nearly hidden spots with glare.  I could hear mourning doves cooing and all kinds of song birds starting to gather steam for another day of making a living. My favorites, the wrens, are chirping and trilling around the house.  We have four wren families right now.  There are humming birds fighting over the feeder.  They'd save a lot of energy if they would quit dog fighting over the sugar water Ellen puts out every couple of days.  Down the valley I can make out what must be a barge powering against the high water on its way north.  An occasional car goes by, neighbors on the way to start getting equipment ready for hay or other farm chores or on their way to work.

Speaking of farm equipment and chores and work, in our coulee this last week, there was a crew of half a dozen people planting tobacco for our neighbor John Leisso.  The four person/row planter was being pulled by a large tractor with umbrellas over the driver and the crew.  The planters were seated low to the ground with boxes of tobacco plants ready for loading into the bin that drills them and waters them just the right distance apart.  Another helper was walking behind, I assume to replace plants in missed spots or make sure plants were in the ground correctly. While tobacco planting was common enough in our our part of the country a couple decades ago, it's not something you see very often around here at least.

Anyway, I am reminded of early mornings when I was a kid, riding up the ridge road on the Rosie Seat (so named for my aunt) bolted on the fender of the Farmall C with my Grandpa Koelker to get the hay mowed or raked or get the old International Harvester hay bailer serviced with new twine and grease.

My newlywed niece, Krystle and her husband Dustin, are on a honeymoon trip out west this week.  That makes me think of our honeymoon out west.  We camped.  I remember waking up one cold, cold morning in Keystone, South Dakota near Mt. Rushmore and Custer State Park.  We didn't have a camp stove and were trying to make coffee on our charcoal grill, not a good plan. Some kind people from Pennsylvania offered us a cup.  On that trip we woke up one morning in a campground on the east face of the Big Horns in Wyoming.  Cold, very cold again.  I remember cold water shaving in the nearby creek.  On the way home we camped at Wall, South Dakota and woke with our tent in a puddle just waiting to leak through our water proof pup tent.  It was still raining in sheets when we packed up and went to the hot shower building.  Our tent got moldy in the trunk on the way home. Since that trip, no because of that trip, my camping motto has been, “Roughing it is a Holiday Inn without a lounge.”

Anyway, I could write about when I was a teenager, my mom used to call into my bedroom to “get up!”  She would always add, “People die in bed you know!” Maybe that's another reason I get up early most days. I could go on about mornings on the river or at Jag Lake, or in Canada or Mexico or Colorado, but Noodles is on a roll across the coulee and I need to go in to warm up and get another hot cup of coffee .

Until next time, get out – on Father's Day morning, Ellen fixed some Woodhouse pork sausage with eggs over easy for breakfast. Mid-morning, brother-in-law Chuck called and invited us to join him and Barb at the Spring Lake Tavern for lunch. Chuck and the girls had burgers and I had a fantastic prime rib sandwich. We topped off the trip with a stop at Cabela's. The place was crazy busy; we figured every father within a hundred miles must have got a gift card. We ran into my brother Del and his wife Sandy - he got a gift card for Father's Day. I talked to a guy from Avoca, WI who said he had just come back from fishing near Lehr, North Dakota. He had bought his license from my old friend Don Schnering, the mayor of Lehr. Anyway, we didn't buy anything because the lines were so long at the check out, but it was still fun to shop in one of my favorite big boy toy stores. In the evening, El and I had a cocktail on the porch. Our mountain kids weren't here, but they called in the evening. We had popcorn and a movie to top off the night.  Enjoy.

Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of June 12, 2014 by Greg Koelker

Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of June 12, 2014 by Greg Koelker

Someday, a long, long time from now - I hope, they are going to put: You shoulda been here yesterday! on my tombstone. Anyway, my nephew Cory, the pro bass angler was prefishing bass on Thursday near Stoddard. He stayed with us that evening and his news was that: “They are hammering the panfish on Stoddard Bay!” He said he watched as panfishermen were reeling in bluegills as fast as they could get them out. He even caught a few bluegills on bass baits. It didn't take much to change our plans, so on Friday morning, Ellen and I went fishing out of Stoddard.

The sun was getting almost too high when we got to the landing. There was a slight breeze and a few clouds, but it was as nice a morning as you could order up. We glided smoothly outside of the berm in the Queen to a spot north of the berm so we could try the already thickening weed lines. We got a few bites, and I put one keeper sunfish in the livewell, but otherwise, nothing, nope, nada, nuttin' honey. We saw Cory casting along the rocks and stopped to talk. He said the bass were not hitting either. The water was dirtier and appeared to be coming up, so the fish got finicky we guessed - we shoulda been there yesterday.

Anyway, we called it a day by midmorning, and that evening, we went Rocky's for our fish dinner along with Bob Bonine and Rox Fox and Curt Christensen as well as Ron and Tammy Von Glahn. After a great dinner, we came up the coulee to have a night cap on our porch, but the humidity and bugs drove us in to the air conditioning.

On Saturday morning, Curt, Ellen and I went down to Genoa to the Vernon County Dairy Breakfast on the Steve and Gina Nickelotti farm. We took the bus up from Genoa Park and our old friend Tom Venner was in the driver's seat. Ron and Dorothy Stokke and Dorothy's mom and their son's Chris and Ben sat by us on the way up, catching up with lots of the news about our families. In the breakfast line the ladies piled on pancakes, scrambled eggs, sausages, cottage cheese, cheese curds, along with milk and juice. Never had cheese curds for breakfast before, but I think I like it! While we were eating, Krista Hall brought us coffee and my favorite: a big bowl of ice cream - another breakfast staple-to-be at my house from now on. Krista was wearing a Syttende Mai royalty sash; many of the other servers were Vernon Country royalty as well. I took a few pictures and and visited lots of people including the hosts and their children. The oldest, Alexis, one of my former students and a UW Platteville business grad, has been doing PR and marketing for the Wisconsin Beef Council for three years already - where does the time go. El and Curt and I had a long visit with Congressman Ron Kind and then it was time to go. On the ride back to Genoa, it appeared as if Ma Nature was marshaling a bit of weather for us off to the west.

Saturday was also Dump Day. So I loaded up the Ranger and headed to the Town of Bergen dump site where I got dumped on as I was unloading more than a week's worth of trash when a brief but heavy thundershower gave me my second shower of the day. Back at the ranch after I got a dry shirt on, Curt and I and Ellen sat on the porch, enjoying the steady shower while sipping coffee and reading the morning paper. Later Curt and I would go graduation party hopping, getting filled up for the second time that day. We also stopped at the DHS Class of 2004's Ten-Year Reunion to catch up with some of our former students. After California Chrome crashed in the Belmont, we all went to another graduation party, this one for my buddy Vince's daughter, Amanda. I am afraid to walk into the same room as my bathroom scale at this point.


Until next time, get out - this last week, I attended a retirement celebration for my dear friend and former co-worker, Sue Flick, the De Soto Area Schools district secretary for 35 years. She advised and helped countless students, staff (me many, many times), and survived six superintendents during her time there. She will be missed by so many, who I am sure all wish her and Les the best in their retirement. Finally, we have been seeing some whitetail fawns around the coulee, but what happened to the gold finches and Baltimore Orioles we had so many of a couple weeks ago? Maybe they're cleaning up after graduation parties and too heavy to fly home. Enjoy.       

Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of June 5, 2014 by Greg Koelker


Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of June 5, 2014 by Greg Koelker

During all of that wonderful summer 80+ degree weather last week, Ellen and I were thinking about ice fishing! For one reason, we saw the pictures of swimmers floating on mini ice bergs on the great lakes; then Mark's father-in-law, our friend Randy Swenson had been in Canada for the fishing opener and his crew had a rough time of it. He said there was so much ice on the lakes that they were very limited on where they could go. (Don't feel too badly for them as they are back up there again this week and I bet the report will be better.) The final reason to think about ice fishing is that as she changed decades on Friday, I gave Ellen a special birthday present of an Ice Armor fishing suit for use during cold weather activities, but mostly ice and walleye fishing. Some of you women are probably groaning, but she loved it. With any kind of luck, she'll get many opportunities to use it in the pursuit of a fish dinner.

Last week we spent some time in our woods and on our trails clearing brush. Eli Jackson and his friend Mike Mitchell came out to help clear some brush and work on food plots. We have some serious erosion at the head end of the Oak Hollow, so we started there to try and get some sort of erosion brake put on. After cutting some tree limbs and examining how the earth appears to be just dropping away from underneath, we opted to just pound in some fence posts around the edges to ward off a disaster for someone on a four-wheeler or in a truck. The hole is big enough for a combine to disappear in so we are hoping to get some advice from the soil conservation people on how best to try and stop this.

Later, while we were trimming trees along the ridge road, Ellen dropped down into the woods to check some of her morel spots. Eventually, my morel maven called up that she was busy picking mushrooms! Eli looked at me wide-eyed and headed over to help her. Mike and I finished the tree trimming and I noticed a morel by his right foot, right on the ridge road. It turns out that both he and Eli were morel virgins. It is hard to tell just by looking at someone. We looked around at bit and then took the vehicles back down to the farm. Ellen and Eli showed up with their shirts full of morels. When she found out that they had neither one ever hunted or tasted morels, Ellen had me start cleaning the mushrooms while she sent the boys back up the hollow with some mushroom bags to get the rest of the mother lode (all in all around three pounds) she had found. She got busy in the kitchen and fried two pans full of the fabulous fungi in butter, warmed up some sloppy joes, and we had a feast. Not everyone likes morels, but the boys were both hooked on morels. After lunch, they went down to Ferryville, ostensibly to check some tree stands on some property owned by Mike's dad, but I am betting they kept a keen eye out for morels too.

El has her garden partly in. Last week I sprayed it with Round Up because of all of the grass and then tilled it down. I shoveled most of a yard of compost as a topping and tilled it down, (messing my back up in the process). El has tomatoes, peppers, onions, and some herbs in so far. Things ought to grow like crazy or at least as well as our our asparagus, spinach, lettuce, and rhubarb have been. I also see lots of blossoms on the black and red berries, so this should be the year for lots of berry crisps, berries with ice cream, and Ellen's fantastic three berry jam.

Into all this wonderful stuff, some bad must come - the gnats are back attacking my ears, hairline, and bald spot. If I remember when I go out, I can foil them with my little girl vanilla spray toilet water I bought for a couple bucks at Walmart. It really works; it's cheaper than real Vanilla or Absorbine, and it smells delightful.

So far we've had nearly 2 inches of rain in the last week including a couple tenths on Sunday morning, so things are looking pretty good. On Saturday we went down to Grant County, and at least in the southwest edge, they are dry with nary a drop of rain so far this spring. Mom's yard is burning up.
As I finish this, the thunder is still growling and the rain pounds down and fades and then comes back.

Speaking of rain, I got an email from my long-time friend (and former exchange student), Radmilla Isailovic who lives along the Mediterranean. Members of the DHS class of 1991, will remember her as Radmilla Todoric or Rad. I know many of us probably saw the story on the news, but Radmilla reminded me that Serbia and Bosnia have been hit by the worst flooding in their history. She wrote, “I am asking you to help spread the word. It will be our small contribution. Some of my very close friends are from Obrenovac, a town that's been hit the most. They spent a whole day on the roof waiting for the evacuation. It was terrible. Their house was flooded but thanks to God they are all safe and sound. I must say that this situation brought back people together, and it is so good to see the number of good, helping people all around. But, it is usually like that, big troubles unite people. I hope this lasts until we repair everything in the Balkans (Croatia, Bosnia and Serbia).  Yes, we had a civil war among us and now we help each other. Life. We couldn't live together (politics) but we  are first neighbors and we must help each other.  Thank you for your support.” This is a link to an article by an American journalist about the floods in Serbia:http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5368500/?utm_hp_ref=serbia-floods.
If you would like to help out, here are two places where one might send a contribution: http://helpserbia.com/ and http://floodrelief.gov.rs/

Until next time, get out - there are panfish to catch and fry, it is the the time for bonfires and evenings on the porch. (It is also time for me to get to the gym or out on a walk or two to work off some of this graduation party chow.) Enjoy.



Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of May 22, 2014 by Greg Koelker

Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of May 22, 2014 by Greg Koelker

Morels, may flowers, asparagus, spinach, the scent of mown grass, high water, rain, graduations, ball games and tournaments, all mean spring and summer are about to collide. Memorial Day. I have been thinking about this journal for awhile. It is difficult to reopen doors to the memories of those friends of mine who gave their lives for our country. The two closest to me were Mike Davidson and Richard Junk.
As a teenager, Mike worked for my grandpa during summers, bailing hay and such. I idolized him. He smoked, with his pack of Camels rolled up in his shirt sleeve. He had freckles and sunburned terribly but said it didn't hurt. He had a duck tail hair cut like Cookie Burns on 77 Sunset Strip. He drove fast and he knew a lot about girls. He enlisted in the Marines and was killed in combat a couple of weeks into a tour in Viet Nam.


Richard was an older kid on the school bus. He was always smiling. He knew my dad and family because my dad bred cows for Tri-State Breeders on their farm. We were friends. The last time I saw him was on Main Street in Cassville. He was in his Air Force dress uniform, a sergeant. He told Dad and I that he was shipping out for Viet Nam. He was really excited. He was going to see Asia. We shook his hand and the next thing I remember about him is the morning at Timmerman's Sunoco when we learned that he had died in Viet Nam. He only had a month or so left of his tour. Both Mike and Richard were 20 when they died.


Besides the vets, there are so many other people to remember who have passed on that were important to Ellen and I. Of course I start my list with family: my dad, Bud Koelker and my grandparents, Joe and Wilma Koelker and Charles and Mary Potter; Ellen's parents, Walt and Marge Hauk, her Uncle Mose Hauk, El's sister Joyce, and brothers Mike, Bob, and Dick, brother-in-law Dave Junk and sister-in-law Jodi Hauk. This list could be a lot longer I know. All of these people influenced our lives in so many ways, some of which I have shared over the years in this space. I still think to call my dad when I have a question about fixing something or have cooked up a new scheme, but then I remember. He would have loved hearing about our geo thermal install. When I smell hot grease on machinery in summer, I always think of Grandpa Koelker working on a tractor or truck or piece of machinery while I handed him tools and he explained what they were for. (I actually understood how bailer knives worked at one time.) Grandma Potter made the best biscuits in the world. When I take school pictures, I am often reminded of “coach” Joyce, who took thousands of photos of her beloved nieces and nephews and Cassville Comet sports teams and other events - using a film camera and processing the prints to be shared with the kids - on her own nickel. Whenever there is a big job to do like clearing a field or building something, we both remember El's dad's saying that, “Many hands make light work.” El's mom used to love to have us all around for family dinners. My favorite was on opening morning of the deer hunt. She would always say, “Go back to bed. I just heard on the radio that the DNR has ordered the opening time pushed back to 10 o'clock!” Even so, she would have gotten up in the night to put the French Toast Casserole in the oven. After breakfast was over and we were all off to the woods, I wonder if she ever went back to bed. Probably not.


I have been thinking about so many of our friends who have left us too. The first one to come to mind is my former boss at Channel 8, Matt Wadium. He hired me and we became great friends over the 13 years I worked there. El and I were like family to his family. He and I went hunting and fishing a lot. He taught me photography too. His son Mark still hunts here during the gun season. Another great friend to be remembered is our neighbor Emmet Clements. We bought our farm from him. A long-time widower, he was always telling me what a good woman I had and that I had better take good care of her. Emmet had a crush on my wife, I think. When I pass his now empty house, I so wish he could still be out there on the bench or driving a tractor along the road maybe. He died in his late 90's. So many young people I knew, classmates, and many of my former students and ball players, have gone on before that I don't know where I would start my list. The most recent classmates to pass on were Kathy Bartels and Greg Lenz. I was crazy about Kathy in high school - all the guys were. Greg was my best friend from the time we were five. We made music together in a couple great bands and had so many great memories together. He and I shared that love of the Beatles and Buddy Holly and rock and roll. His favorite saying was Ob la di!


Anyway, I realize I run the risk of not mentioning so many people I really haven't forgotten; it is just that space and time are limited. I think I could write a book of memories.


After I started writing this week's journal, I learned that my young friend and former student, John Cina lost his battle with cancer on Saturday. He was a great young man - only 28 - with so much potential and good in him. I will always remember his smile and great attitude whether it was in a class, on the field, or just in passing. Our sympathy goes out to his loved ones.


Until next time, get out - enjoy the long weekend; catch a fish or go for a hike or just have a picnic. Whatever you do, take a moment to remember.