Monday, August 17, 2015

Grouse Hollow Journal for August 20, 2015 by Greg Koelker






I spent an hour in the garden on Sunday.  I pounded in some steel stakes and ran some wire between them so we can tie up more of our red raspberries as they bring on the fruit.  Besides this all I have really helped with in Ellen’s garden this year is tilling the ground up, husking sweet corn, and eating my fill of fresh veggies for the last couple weeks.   Ellen put together a batch of basil, brie, and tomatoes on Sunday too.  Along with the first sweet corn of the season, this is my most favorite meal of summer.  She will make some hot pasta tonight, put it on a platter, and then pour the basil, brie, and tomatoes (with garlic and olive oil) mixture that has been sitting out at room temp all afternoon on to it.  The pasta warmth melts the cheese and heats up the rest.  Ellen serves it with garlic bread and red wine.  It don’t git no better.



Vince and I fished south of Goose Island last week on Thursday morning.  We caught some small bass, a few perch and one dandy bluegill.  I think we agreed that it was the finest weather we had in ages on the water.  The river is clear enough, at least in the backwaters, that we could see down five or six feet or more, even picking out fish that were checking out our baits.  The wild rice is tall and filled out where we were, at least.  We solved the problems of the world and went into La Crosse for breakfast at the Waterfront.  We were a tad under dressed for such a fancy establishment, but this was Vince’s daughter, Amanda‘s last week to wait on us before getting ready to head back to Madison and her second year of college.  As it turned out, we missed the breakfast and lunch crowd, so we had the place to ourselves, no big deal dress code wise.



El and I went out the next morning.  The fog was thick in the river valley and it was hard to navigate at first, but the sun started to clear things up by the time we got through the narrow cut into Shady Maple.  It was cooler this morning, as was the fishing.  We ended up with only two keeper bluegills in the livewell, but we had a beautiful morning on the river.  I offered to spring for lunch, but we ended up eating at home, settling for homemade peach crisp with ice cream for lunch, darn, what a trade-off.  I fried fish that night served with sweet corn and tomatoes and peaches.  It don’t git no better either.



Until next time, get out - lately, I have been asked a few times, what my thoughts are about the hoopla over the killing of a lion by a Minnesota dentist in Namibia.  That is water I’d like to keep my toes out of here I think, but what the heck, here goes.  Let me explain, no matter who you are and what you think, this is most likely a no-win situation for me and a whole lot of people.  I’ll be honest, I think I’d like to go on an old-school African safari, and poof, anti-hunters and animal rightists go ballistic. If I opine, it’s too bad that 13-year-old (nearly dead by wild lion standards by the way) Cecil, which some describe as basically a collared tourist attraction lion in a preserve, is dead. Now my fellow hunters get all narrow-eyed on me and want to take back my camo and blaze orange colors.  To be honest, like most of us, I fall somewhere between the teary-eyed late night talk show host spouting silliness and the always hyper Ted Nugent rants about how people who are upset about this are stupid.  That said, if the animal was protected and killed, people should be held accountable.  I don’t think I would have done it, but I do know I wish I could afford it, because I’d take my Nikon and a long lens - enough said.  Finally, it is football season - Go Pack! Go Pirates! Go Blackhawks! Go Red Raiders! Go Comets! Go Badgers! Go Eagles!  Thank goodness.  Enjoy.


Grouse Hollow Journal for August 13, 2015 by Greg Koelker





I had two extraordinary experiences this last week on the annual De Soto High School FFA Jag Lake trip.  No one would probably believe either one, except that I have a witness who took photos and video of the battle and I don’t care whether anyone believes me or not about the other - it was an eerie first for me, but let me begin at the beginning.



We headed north from De Soto High School on Monday morning.  We were De Soto FFA Supervisor and Agriculture teacher Ron Von Glahn, and 12 FFA students and me.  I had seven - count ‘em - seven high school girls in my Suburban.  One of the mothers wished me good luck at the send off.  I think she said something like, “I am afraid for you.”  Von had five boys with him.  Anyway, it was a fine trip north with easy traffic and nice weather.  Last year, my four young women chose the name “K Team” (for Koelker) and dubbed me OMG, short for Old Man Greg.  My 2015 load of ladies were pleasant and didn’t whine much at all about having to listen to “my music” most of the time.  We only had to make one unscheduled bathroom stop.  I’m going with the title “The Magnificent Seven.”   



After a late lunch at the MacDonald’s in Minocqua, my vehicle lead the way north to Day Lake Road and the FFA Camp.  As always, I am amazed to see the lake and tall pine trees framing the dock and the island in the middle of the lake.  It always takes my breath away and makes me smile.  I have been coming up to Jag on this trip since 1997.  Once we dismounted and looked around a bit, the kids all pitched in and unloaded kayaks and coolers and gear.  It didn’t take much time at all to make the old bunkhouse home or for kids to hit the water.  Von and I, the responsible adults on guard, set up our Jag Lake chairs and relaxed while our charges played with kayaks and row boats.  Later, Curt Christensen called us from the public dock and Von and I drove over to help him launch his boat.  We use “Mr. C’s” boat to pull the kids on a tube.  Our charges did free range pizza for supper this night.  We had a great bonfire later; tired from saddle time, Von and I hit the sack early.  The kids were kind to us, coming into the cabin quietly.  I guess they were just respectful or maybe took pity on us or most likely were just worried the two old guys in the front bunks with Cpap masks on their faces might expire if they disturbed them.  Regardless, thanks kids.



As always, Von was the first one up on Tuesday morning.  I was lured out of my warm sack by the aroma of coffee brewing when I awoke around 5:15.  I joined Von on the dock, pouring him a refill cup of hot coffee from my travel mug.  I hooked on a night crawler chunk and set about drowning it and watching the sunrise.  Neither disappointed.  My slip bobber disappeared a number of times and I think it was bluegills stealing four of my crawlers before I gave up and just enjoyed the show.  Old Sol did not disappoint, creating a subtly colored impressionist sunrise seen through the fog.  I snapped a shot of the fog draped sun with a loon in front at one point.



Around 8:30 Von and I start making our first healthy Jag Lake breakfast: bacon, scrambled eggs, taters, toast, and juice.  Relax that scowl, Mom; it’s only once a year.  We make sure these almost always hungry teenagers will have plenty of energy for a full day of water sports.  We got some dairy products into them later when we all went into Boulder Junction for ice cream and shopping that morning too.  After a lunch of tacos and more water sports, the day ended with fire and s’mores as usual.  



Von and I always rave to the kids about the sunrises on Jag, but rarely do any of them partake, so on Wednesday morning, I was surprised to see someone on the bench with Von.  It was a chilly 45 degrees.  The brave soul was FFA President Trisha Nickelotti.  I joined them and put out a hook and bait and handed the pole to Trisha.  I hoped she’d catch a bass.  She looked at me sideways and told us she is bad luck for fishing.  Anyway, after a short while with no action and little color on the horizon, she gave up and went back in to get warm and more shut eye.  



I don’t think she was even in the door at the cabin when my bobber went down - hard.  I set the hook and things really got fun. The fish jumped out of the lake when I first set the hook and Von’s comment was, “That’s a pig!”  Von grabbed a net from his boat.  I had to keep adjusting my drag and working what was proving to be a dandy smallmouth.  Von took some pictures and video, so I have a witness and visual evidence.  The fish took line and when it wasn’t stripping line, one could hear the 6 lb. line whining as it was stretched tight.  I managed to get the bass close to the dock after ten minutes of fighting it.  It must have seen safety under the dock as it made a run for it.  As Von tried to get the net in front of it, my line broke.  We both saw it in the clear water though.  It was big, like 20 plus inches big maybe.  So that was the big one who got away story I can back up.  After the fish story, three otters came bobbing up and down as they slipped by our dock.  There was a family of loons called all morning, a flock of mallards flapped by, and the resident bald eagle glided over.



At breakfast time, we fried eggs and sausage and baked biscuits; Von made sausage gravy to top it all off for Tuesday breakfast.  I got to bang on a pan lid to announce it.



Thursday morning, around 3 a.m. I awoke to my usual old guy urge and took my light and headed down the camp road to water the plants.  In the distance I heard what sounded like coyotes at first.  Then nearby - like a hundred yards maybe - an almost guttural and then mournful howl started up.  Talk about getting one’s business done quickly.  I stood on the deck for a bit while the wolf continued its slow mournful howl.  No one else heard it, but it happened.  (I confirmed what I heard with a Youtube video.)



Anyway, this year’s trip was as good as any and better than most.  We took 12 kids and brought 12 kids back.  They, the weather, the food, and the experiences make for more Jag Lake memories, the best part sometimes.   



Until next time, get out - I’d like to put in a plug for a sweet De Soto FFA fundraiser taking place on August 18.  The Culvers on the south side of La Crosse will donate 10% of the take that day to the De Soto FFA Club.  There will be FFA members there helping with serving and such from 5 to 8 p.m.  Speaking of treats, Ellen’s exploding garden is covering our table with green beans, sweet corn and tomatoes.  Ellen topped it off with another homemade peach pie.  It don’t git no better.  Enjoy.




Grouse Hollow Journal for August 5, 2015 by Greg Koelker





Last Friday morning, Vince and I wet a line in the Mississippi.  So what you say, you guys are always going fishing.  Well, not really.  We haven’t been out on the water together at least, for quite a while what with his running off to Texas on vacation with his family for a week, and his teaching summer school, and then abandoning me by going up north on vacation - again with his family for a week.  I on the other hand have just been hanging out around the ranch waiting for his call, except for several photography jobs, our trip to Canada, trips to Cassville and Potosi, South Dakota, and three trips to the Vernon County Courthouse for jury duty trials in July, all while the weather pretty much made our geothermal air conditioning much more inviting than the backwaters of Ole Miss.  Actually, even this fishing trip was sort of stolen too as I had jury duty the day before and expected to have jury duty again on Friday.  



To explain I have to say that last Thursday, I was selected for a jury trial for what was expected to be a two-day event.  After some coffee and excellent donuts and hearing some opening testimony and such, we broke for lunch.  The sun was shining and there was a light and dry breeze, so I walked the few blocks down to the Viroqua Coop and dined on the salad bar, eating outside on the patio tables. I had a visit with a retired acupuncturist who said she came to Viroqua on vacation from L.A. some 20 years before and liked it so much, she stayed.  After my “responsible” lunch choice, I treated myself to an excellent ice cream cone at Dave’s Pizza.  I wandered through several other businesses including the Driftless Angler fishing shop.  I am not much of a fly fisherman, but I like the idea. The folks inside were friendly and the place is every fly fisherman’s idea of what the hereafter ought to have in it, for a forever fishing adventure.  



Anyway, while meandering back to the courthouse, the attractive green space out front reminded me of my mind’s idea of the fictional Maycomb County Courthouse in Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird and her more recent Go Set A Watchman which I had finished the night before.  I could picture Atticus Finch walking Jem and Scout down the sidewalk on their way home for lunch.  Oh, if you plan on reading the recently released and surprisingly controversial Go Set A Watchman, I suggest you read To Kill A Mockingbird first, and then read Go Set A Watchman with an open mind.  I had to re-read the last quarter of the book and slow it down a bit.  I used to teach To Kill A Mockingbird to 9th graders, and it is my favorite novel of all time I think (followed closely by All The King’s Men).  I am not so sure about ...Watchman.  I also stopped at the WWI memorial and read and wondered about the names on the WW1 veterans memorial; I recognized many of the surnames like Christianson, Dahl, Jacobson, and Running that are still known in the area.  I wish I could know their stories.  



Anyway when court resumed, the jury was told to wait in the jury room for about half-an-hour.  When we finally came to the jury box, Judge Rosborough told us not to get too comfortable as the parties had settled and we were thanked and sent on our way.  Hurray!  I stopped for another peck of South Carolina peaches and headed home.



Back to Friday morning, Vince and I put in at the north landing in Goose Island Park and tried angling a deep hole he knew about.  The current was strong, making it hard to hold the Queen in place with two anchors in the mud.  We moved around trying snags here and there, losing some tackle and bait, finally trying a shallow shaded tunnel-like bay lined with docks and boats on the south side of La Crosse.  The morning air was sun kissed but tempered by a northerly breeze that kept it cool, in the shade anyway.  Vince tossed out a slip bobber with a crawler chunk and shortly caught a small bass.  He said, “That’s one Kokie.  I am off the snide.”  (“That’s one” is an allusion to our friend Gordie who always starts counting if he catches the first fish.  He usually does too.)  There were a couple small perch up out of the water on Vince’s end of the boat before I hooked anything, a small gill.  He boated a real nice dark-headed bluegill, but it was the only keeper all morning.  In the end we solved the problems of the world and shirked our responsibilities at home for a couple of hours.  



Until next time, get out -  On Sunday we traveled to Burton and the annual Uppena Family reunion/picnic.  Lots of catching up and too much food!  Sunday evening, I was getting some brats ready to grill while the water heated up to boil some Hickory Hills sweetcorn when our friends the Sikoras brought Kelly from Denmark over to meet us.  Kelly is an exchange student who will be a sophomore at De Soto High School and live with the Sikoras this year.  The Sikoras were also fixing sweet corn and grilling out this night and having some fireworks in Kelly’s honor.  Gregg told her he can’t wait for her to see a Packer game.  Enjoy.


Grouse Hollow Journal for July 30, 2015 by Greg Koelker



We put in a lot of saddle time and got to see a lot of country this last weekend.  On Friday, Ellen and I drove our rented Toyota Camry to Sioux Falls, South Dakota to attend our nephew Christopher’s wedding.  We left here at 9 in a light rain (that left .3 of an inch in the rain gauge.)  The fields and I-90 road sides in Minnesota were lush.  The cornfields looked tall and tassled for the most part except where there was standing water.  In low places mostly this side of Albert Lea, many of those fields had added to the 10,000 lakes after being transformed into corn-surrounded ponds with corn leaves sticking up out of the water.  Thick and healthy looking soybean fields stretched away from our view for miles.  The highway roadsides and medians and yards of homes were vibrant green.  Anyway, according to the natives we visited with at the reception, they have had plenty of rain and could maybe even stand a break!  

We stayed in downtown SIoux Falls at the Holiday Inn City Center.   Nice place.  The wedding was in a tall multi-spired First Congregational Church nearby, built in 1903.  It is filled with rich woods, stained glass, topped off with a tall pipe organ set behind the altar.  Christopher and Laura’s traditional ceremony was perfect with a sweet little 2-year old flower girl, inspiring music, lots of flowers and a beautiful bride with a brilliant smile.  The reception was held down the street in the Washington Pavilion, a remodeled high school.  The public space opened in 1999 with museums (including a full-size tyrannosaurus rex skeleton) and music areas including the huge Husby Performing Arts Center.  (Someone told us that Arlo Guthrie had performed there earlier in the week and that Rod Stewart was to play there the next evening.)  The Broadway size stage was set up with decorated tables, a bar, a DJ and a dance area and the huge back screen with projected art and images adding to the celebratory atmosphere.  Anyway, we had a great time and helped Christopher and Laura off with a fun start.  (They were leaving for Hawaii today I think.)

On Saturday morning, we had brunch with Mom, said our goodbyes to some of the just rising party goers (brother Del said he and Sandy didn’t hang it up until 4 a.m.) and loaded out for the long trip to Cassville.  

Interestingly enough, after we headed south off of I-90 and east out of Austin, MN, the land started to look drier.  The closer we got to Prairie du Chien, the need for rain was quite evident.  Southwest Wisconsin could use some too.  After we dropped Mom off, we  headed north, and got back to Grouse Hollow around 7 Saturday night.  Scout was pretty happy to see us, practically wiggling out of her hide.  

I learned a couple of things.  Sioux Falls, SD was not at all the cow town, rail yard I expected but quite a modern city.  It also has real falls.  Also I learned I have to apologize to Iowans (at least the ones in NE Iowa) for joking about their roads - all my life.  The ones we traveled Saturday were excellent.  Our new Toyota Camry rental with only 561 miles on it was not nearly as quiet as our Sonata.  It averaged around 29 MPG, while our Sonata usually gets upwards of 40 MPG.  Why didn’t we drive that?  Well, a rental car for a few days is cheap insurance against spending hours or even days in some burg not on our itinerary while Honest Ed’s Garage and Video Store orders fixes our car.  I learned that it is a lot hotter in Sioux Falls, SD than here and IT IS NOT A DRY HEAT!  Some of our new SD friends also told us that they get much more snow than we do, but they don’t have any hills to ski down.  (I really like the snow part.)       

The dog days of summer are upon us.  That means the lawn slowing down a bit - I hope, the bugs are backing off a little - well, maybe, back-to-school sales are ramping up, and Ellen’s garden is about to explode with produce!  The sweetcorn trucks are starting to show up too - hurray!   

Oh, just in time, I remembered I forgot to remind outdoors types that August 1st is the deadline to apply for fall turkey hunting permits, goose hunting permits for the Horicon zone, permits for bobcat, fisher and otter, and for Upriver Winnebago system sturgeon spearing seasons.  August 1st is also the deadline to apply for the rare sharp-tailed grouse permit: there are 100 permits available this year in management unit 8.  This is also a good time to get your hunting licenses and permits.   My first Conservation Congress Mississippi River Committee meeting is this week up at Alma, and I may have jury duty and we do have some wedding pictures to shoot.  I need to start shooting my bow in earnest.  Who ever said retirement was boring.  

Until next time, get out - Congratulations to Pete Swanson and Viroqua Legion baseball team on their regional tournament win this last week.  Finally, I am grilling salmon on a cedar plank for supper this (Sunday) evening.  I  put some lemon juice on the filet and let it stand, while I oiled the grill and got the grill hot.  I put the filet skin side up on the hot grill to get some grill lines then I put it on the oiled cedar plank and sprinkled it with salt and pepper.  I brushed on some dijon mustard on it and sprinkled with brown sugar and covered it for half an hour on low heat.  Ellen has sliced some cukes and doctored them up with yogurt and onions and prepared some fres

Grouse Hollow Journal for July 23, 2015 by Greg Koelker




Our young friends, Eli and Pat stayed with us this weekend. They were here to work on tree stands for bow hunting this fall. Friday night we had grilled sirloins complements of the boys. Ellen made garlic mashies, salad, and green beans to go with them. That evening, they shot their bows in preparation for a Saturday afternoon fund raiser bow shoot in Cashton to benefit Cashton Basketball - which Eli helps coach. (I was going to shoot with them, but after seeing them shoot, I'll wait until I spend some time trying to arrow a target a few times without an audience.)

On Saturday morning after a breakfast of scrambled eggs and peppers and grilled bacon, the guys headed out into the woods to do some maintenance on stands and check out our food plots. They checked on and replaced the ratchet straps on several of their hang-on tree stands and moved a couple stands. They hung two new ladder stands - ones that I can climb. They came back in sweating, boiled, and bug bitten.

I went to the dump around noon on Saturday. Out on the bay at Stoddard and north, there were many boats with people fishing I presume; they were either really catching fish or desperate for a tan as it had to be murder out there in that sun.

When the boys got home from the bowshoot, they said they had a good day on the bow range. They were hot, literally and figuratively, finishing in the top tier of shooters. That evening, we had old fashions and nachos while I fried walleye filets that Pat and Eli caught on Lake Winnebago. Ellen fixed coleslaw, and red potatoes. Afterwards, while we guys were watching the Brett Favre Hall of Fame induction, Ellen presented us with peach crisp (made with delicious South Carolina peaches that I purchased from the stand at Tractor Supply) and ice cream for dessert. Good day.

On Sunday, it was a little cooler and the boys went out to finish up some of the stand work. After lunch, they cleaned some eaves troughs for us and then washed the siding on the north side of the house that had mildew and algae growing on it. (We tried spraying the surface with a mixture of 7 parts water to 3 parts white vinegar. It worked quite well with a little elbow grease.) Before they left, Ellen loaded them up with garden produce: garlic, onions, zucchini, and green beans.

This past week, I mowed the ridge road and some of our trails with the John Deere. I have to remember the roll bar behind my head. Once a limb caught on it and broke off, dropping on the seat behind me. I was okay, but startled. Anyway, some of the black berries are starting to turn in the berry patch on the ridge. There are black caps in places with a ripe berry or two, but it would take an army to pick a pail full at this point. Some of the apple trees are loaded with green fruit and the corn is tall and full.

This spring and summer must be good for wildlife. I have seen some hen turkeys with large flocks of poults and one bachelor group of a dozen tom turkeys. We have been spotting some whitetails, or maybe more like surprising them all over our woods. Eli has over 200 pictures on trail cams in just a couple weeks. We have a sand hill crane family: mom, dad, and a skinny long-legged baby, living down the road. Some people don't like them because of crop damage, but their elegant walking and flying is a thing of beauty even if their call is a miserable gronking. We seem to have an extraordinary number of rabbits this summer; that happens, but has anyone else wondered what's up with all the chipmunks and ground squirrels and moles and gophers? Gypsy and the other auxiliary walk on cats, Rosco and Oreo are not doing their job as well as I'd like. Gypsy is a serial killer, and I am guessing the other two are as well, but still the numbers of those rodents seems to be increasing. Oh well, it'll be good for the coyotes - sarcasm intended.


Until next time, get out - congratulations in advance to Broadcaster editor, Matt Johnson and his bride-to-be, Viroqua Elementary art teacher, Brenda Gunderson on their wedding this weekend. Ellen and I wish you much happiness. Enjoy.

Grouse Hollow Journal for July 16, 2015 by Greg Koelker




Mid-July is a time of picnics and coolers. We have family picnics, friend picnics, surprise picnics, beach picnics, squirrel picnics, school picnics, Fourth of July picnics, Labor Day picnics, twin picnics, sand bar picnics, fund raiser picnics, etc.

Ice in a box. We carry them everywhere: coolers for cold beverages, hot dishes, pies, cakes, bars, etc. and I bet you can add a bunch more uses. They come in all colors and sizes and prices, coolers I mean (picnics do too I guess.) El and I have several coolers with names. We have the infamous Stolen Cooler, the Baseball Cooler, and the Super Cooler.

The all time favorite picnic in Wisconsin has to be tailgating. The Stolen Cooler got “stolen” and got it's name way back in December of 1998, when then senior Ben and I joined Ron Von Glahn and Curt Christensen for a Packers tailgate at Lambeau Field. We were almost the first ones in the parking lot that morning so we got right up front. It was just cold enough that it snowed lightly all day, perfect for the Frozen Tundra. We grilled and imbibed and took in the word's greatest tailgate party. We roared and cheered for a couple of hours while the Pack defeated the Titans 30-22. The game turned out to be Reggie White and Mike Holmgren's last game at Lambeau. Maybe some of you remember Reggie walking around the field in the snow holding his helmet high over his head. Also, it was long time Packer radio announcers Jim Irwin and Max McGee's last game at Lambeau on the radio. Irwin and Packer hall of famer McGee were honored in a ceremony at half time. The crowd chanted for Coach Holmgren to stay as he headed for the tunnel. Anyway, we stayed after the game until it was dark and the crews were picking up trash with an end loader. I spied the little red and white Igloo cooler in a row of garbage and scavenged it. It turned out to be full of cheese, sausage, crackers and beer! (Not exactly what we needed more of at the time.) The Stolen Cooler has been back to Lambeau Field once since then for my sister-in-law Lori Fure's 50th birthday celebration. We use the Stolen Cooler for lots of small jobs but especially for keeping bait fresh and drinks cold when we go fishing. It has been known to actually hold a few panfish on ice on rare occasions.

We have had the Little League cooler since the mid 80's. We used it on the bench for team water for hundreds of baseball and soccer games while following Ben and Mark. We still use it to haul “home water” to Canada, Jag Lake and other trips where the drinking water may not meet our high standards. This last week, I have been have using it to haul water to an apple tree I sort of helped Ellen plant in a meadow that is too far from the hydrant for a hose.

The Super Cooler is, well super. It can hold up to a half barrel of beverage and keep it cold for nearly a week even in July. We have filled it for graduation and birthday parties over the years. I used it most recently to pick up and keep 50 pounds of dry ice for a fund raiser. We have a couple of unnamed Coleman chest coolers and smaller canvas tote coolers too. They all get used for trips, deer hunting, picnics, and parties here at home. What would life be without them?

This past weekend we took the Stolen Cooler and a chest cooler to Burton Lake for a surprise birthday party picnic. Our niece Katie Leibfried started the ball rolling on the surprise planning in January. The hard work culminated Saturday night as happy revelers shouted, “Surprise!” as each of the victims - uh, birthday kids, showed up. In the lodge at the lake, one sign read, “180 years of Awesome!” Okay, it was for our niece Ashley's 30th birthday, niece Shelby's 40th birthday, sister Barb's 60th birthday, and Brother Bill's 50th. Best part? None of their birthdays happen until at least August and three are in December, so SURPRISE! Burton Lake is the farm pond behind brother Bill's farm buildings. He and others have made a dream come true for the next generation; the pond is perfect for little swimmers complete with a beach and swimming raft, paddle boats, canoes, kayaks, and such. For us old people, there is an open air lodge with nice furniture and a fire pit outside. (I also remember some hard core ice hockey games on that pond back in the day.) We had salads, brats, chips, cake, cookies, bars, a barrel of beer, some “apple pie” liquor, and other adult beverages, S'mores, lots of pictures, babes in bikinis - really, babes like 4 years old, and lots of laughter and fun. Anyway, what a night. I gave my Go Pro camera to nephew Gavin who had a blast recording lots of conversations and reactions for posterity and black mail. I haven't seen the video yet, but the 6th grader assures me it will, “Blow your mind!” We stayed at Mom's and had breakfast there followed by brunch at sister Kathy's place followed by the Mink/Elskamp/Potter family picnic at Lancaster Park.

Next up, the Uppena family picnic and then Jag Lake. All I do is eat and drink, or as I like to call it, livin' the dream.

Ellen's garden is looking beautiful. She has beets, sweet corn, green beans, radishes, spinach, heirloom tomatoes, peppers, squash, pumpkins, asparagus, zucchini, raspberries, garlic, onions, and flowers. All it takes to keep it nearly weed free is hours of weeding, and she spends a lot of time at it. She is also waging a withering war on Japanese beetles, catching and smashing them one at a time.

The kitchen smells to-die-for what with the surprise birthday party and family picnic this weekend. Ellen has been baking and fixing for two days. She baked an award winning peach pie completely from scratch the other day with a golden crust and sweet syrup just bubbling over the side - oh, I was the contest judge. She took pity on me when I begged for my favorite sour cream raisin bars too; they are incredible but not necessarily fat free. She also cut up lots of fruit and salad fixings. She makes her own dressing for a cashew/craisin salad that is always gone early at get togethers.


Until next time, get out - I have jury duty this month. I have three trials that I am scheduled to appear for. It is inconvenient I guess, but I would be okay with being on a jury again; I have been on two before. The trials can be fascinating, but it is really enlightening when the jury goes to deliberate. There are 12 different people who don't usually know each other, expressing their feelings and opinions and that can get to be a dicey slice of human drama. Anyway, I wasn't picked last week, but I have two more dates to appear for in July. Enjoy.  

Grouse Hollow Journal for July 9, 2015 by Greg Koelker




To get the best out of a bicycle one should ride it I guess, but sometimes getting the bike to a good starting place really helps keep the ambition level up rather than say, riding the thing up a very steep hill to start the ride - at least for me. Anyway, one afternoon last week, I put our bikes on the bike rack on the back of the Ranger and we drove up Proksch Coulee Hill and parked on Chipmunk Ridge Road. Our plan was to ride over the ridge to where County K and Hamburg Ridge Road meet. The sun was high but the temp was in the upper 70's and there was a gentle breeze barely moving the corn and oats and roadside flowers and weeds as we pedaled along. We were able to converse and take in the view of distant ridges and valleys and see more of pastures and deep hollows we pass often enough in the car without really looking. We were able to compliment one of our neighbor's nicely kept yard and her Independence Day decorations from the easy passing on the bikes. Ellen made better time uphill while I was killing it on any downhill spot. We had to stop once when Ellen's bike froze up. The chain came off. While she held up the de-railer, I was able to finally free the trapped chain and get us on our way. (I thought it was time for a short break anyway.) We saw, no we were able to look at and observe cows and crops and flowers and butterflies and dried, flattened roadkill that could have been a skunk or maybe a slow black and white relative of Tweety Bird's nemesis. Anyway, I am not ready for the Rag Ride across Iowa yet, but I am getting better. We gotta keep riding.

Vince and I made it out in the boat on the Fourth. We launched without incident from Stoddard Landing around 7:30 a.m. My plan was to try to find some panfish in the backwaters on the Brownsville, Minnesota side of the river. The river was smooth as glass and we glided along taking in the morning air and sights. Far to the south, fog was making ethereal art by shrouding some of the river valleys, hinting at the river hills with dark gray blue shadows through the mist. There were a few boaters about - that changed a great deal by the time we came back in. We idled into one quiet bay and tossed out slip bobbers baited with crawler parts. Around us, there was some underwater activity going on. I suppose it could have been carp, but I figured they would have been done spawning by now. Regardless, we saw splashing all over the area raising somewhat of a ruckus at times. (Later, I talked to semi-retired commercial fisherman Dennis Wopat and he said it could be dogfish spawning. I also asked Mark Clements, owner of Clement's Fishing Barge, who said it could be carp at the end of their spawn or dogfish. He said, “Yeah, it's late, but it's been a crazy year.”) After another boat ride, we started fishing north of Stoddard Bay using crawlers right on the bottom; it wasn't fast and furious, but the catching was enough to keep us interested. We caught a few perch, sheepshead, suckers, and even two small walleye. I saw a huge fish (like 3 feet long) jump about 3 feet out of the water. It was dark with a reddish tail and round nose. The body was cylindrical. I thought it might be a huge dogfish, but when I described it to Mark Clements, he said, “Probably a lake sturgeon.” Mark said he has seen many lake sturgeon jumping this summer.

Mark Clements operates the fishing float south of the Genoa dam. While we were talking, he asked if I had heard of a big oil spill this last week. When I said I hadn't, he told me that, “. . . the slick, oil or diesel or fuel or a bunch of shiny stuff on top of the water flowed by the float in the morning for four hours.” Fish and Wildlife were late getting there to check it out, he said. Mark thought it could have come out of the Root River, but who knows?

Fourth of July evening, El and I and Vince and Jenny Ruetten and Rox Fox and Bob Bonine had a fish fry at Bob and Rox's home in La Crosse. Rox fixed salad, tater salad, and strawberry short cake. Jenny brought Scotcheroos, and I fried fish - Canadian perch, Mississippi Bluegils, and North Dakota walleye and perch. We spent a pleasant evening in their backyard, enjoying the sounds of Independence Day. You know, Bang! Boom! Pop! Pop! Pop! Whistle! Anyway, it was a grand night.

On the fifth of July, El and I took an evening boat ride and put only a couple of freshwater drum or sheepshead in the boat. I had breakfast at the Thirsty Turtle on Sunday morning and the bartender and cook filled me in that there had been a good May Fly (fish fly, barge fly, or if you want to be technically correct: Hexagenia limbata) hatch the previous night. According to, gulp, - don't tell my former students - uh, Wikipedia: may flies are, “Attracted by light, mayflies congregate on roads, bridges and other surfaces in piles that can be nearly 2 feet high. Cars crush the flies, releasing liquid in the females' eggs and making roads slick. Roads can get slick like winter. Flies that aren't crushed by traffic spend 24 hours shedding exoskeletons in a final stage of development before taking to the air again to mate. The females then seek water to lay their eggs. If they happen to come across a cup of beer, they will deposit them in a cup of beer. Adult flies die after laying their eggs. Within hours, their offspring hatch in the river, and the cycle begins again.”


Until next time, get out - I remember a night back in the 1970's when may fly covered brother-in-law Chuck had to park his motorcycle, brush off his Sasquatch suit as best he could, and climb into the car to escape the onslaught. Anyway, the hatch means the end of panfishing for a bit as fish are full from dining on bugs. Enjoy.