Sunday, August 24, 2014

Grouse Hollow Journal for August 21, 2014 by Greg Koelker


Grouse Hollow Journal for August 21, 2014 by Greg Koelker





Over coffee this morning Ellen said to me, “Last week at this time we were getting ready to go out fly fishing in Colorado.” Our mountain kids, Ben, Mark and Whitney gave Ellen a guided fly fishing trip for her 60th birthday. A river fisher person her whole life, trout fishing in a mountain stream is something she always wanted to do. Some years ago, I gave her a fly fishing rod and gear, and our young friend Seth Howe gave her some lessons in casting, and she read a book on fly fishing, but she said it still seemed pretty intimidating. Ellen was told about her present the night before, and she was thrilled.

On our first morning in Colorado, we met fishing guide Cooper Anderson at Gore Creek Fly Fishing in Avon at 8 AM. Cooper is a good friend of the kids, and Ben said, “If Cooper can't put you on fish, no one can.” Cooper set us up with waders and wading boots and he had all of the fishing gear loaded in his Subaru.

After a relatively short drive, and half-mile walk down some abandoned railroad tracks, we descended down a bank to the Eagle River. Ellen seemed fine in the river, getting along over the rough terrain and slippery rocks with her usual athletic grace. I didn't, but Cooper was great and held his arm out to help me keep my balance as I found my way in the rushing water to spots he wanted me to fish. For the first couple of hours, we used lines with two wet flies spaced about a foot apart one above the other in the current along with a bright orangish strike indicator (basically a bobber) which made it easy to follow the progress of our flies in the turbulent current of the river. I found the casting easy enough, but I was stymied by the hook set. You use your finger to hold the line tight until the fish is on and then let the fish take the line and let the rod do its job. I wanted to horse the fish and for some reason after four hits and lost fish, still kept it up. Ellen got it down right away though, hooking and landing her first ever Colorado trout in the first half hour. She said Cooper explained how trout have very soft mouths and the barbless hooks are tiny, “I know I lost one or two before netting my first one, but it was a blast. The fish put up quite a tussle, one even jumped out of the water several times. Cooper was right there with encouragement and ready with the net and camera.” After a few words to describe the trout - all we caught were brown trout, but he did say there was an occasional rainbow in the Eagle River - and admire it and take a quick photo, we released the fish.

“Cooper simplified much of the overload of information from the fly fishing book that I read,” El said. She added, “He gave us enough instruction to get started and then added more as we got more proficient and moved to different places.” Not a fly fisher person myself, I have to agree. Cooper explained how trout preferred to conserve their energy and would most likely be found in pools of quieter water near a transition of faster moving water. He told me, “Trout are basically lazy and will let the food come to them when they can.”

At each hook set, Cooper raced over the rocks and trees of the shore line to Ellen or me to net the fish and explain the proper handling of a trout one would release-wet your hand before you hold it. Cooper said no one keeps fish from this river because of the pollution from upstream mines and the runoff from I-70. After switching us to dry flies, Cooper overturned a rock to show Ellen the midges and may fly larva that trout feed on. According to him, serious trout fisherpeople turn over lots of rocks!

Ellen hooked many trout and landed five. I had a bunch of them attack my flies, but only one was dumb enough to get put in the net – too heavy a touch I guess. Cooper said that I was setting the hook up stream thus pulling the hook out of the trout's mouth. It made sense, and I tried to react differently. He was patient, helpful, and unbelievably agile and energetic. He moved up and down the fast-moving river like he has been doing this all his life; well, technically he has. He said he learned to fly fish when he was 10. “It really stuck,” he added. He and his wife, Katie both guide fly fishermen. On the Gore Creek Fly Fishing web site, Cooper writes about himself, “I grew up in the Vail Valley.  My dad and two older brothers taught me to fly fish; soon after that is when I began tying flies and building my own fly rods.  I have fly fished from the Florida Key’s to Alaska and the Bahamas to Montana.  I love to teach people how to become better anglers.  One of my favorite moments on the river, is watching a client catch his or her first fish on a fly rod.”

Although not far out of town, the setting was beautiful. We were deep down in the river run, with lots of boulders and burbling rapids. The water was clear but ran the gamut of colors changing from blues to browns to greens and yellows. The rush of the water covered all other sounds. We had this stretch of water all to ourselves. We both remarked on how peaceful it was and how we could see why people get hooked on this kind of fishing. Once Ellen had a humming bird come up to her, she thinks attracted to her orange strike indicator. (Later, we speculated on whether the little sugar addict could be one sent from back in Wisconsin chastising us for the empty feeders.) Ellen said several times she just stopped fishing to take it all in. “My birthday present was a blast!” I know I heard her say, “This is so cool!” half-a-dozen times; I don't think she ever quit smiling. More Colorado next time . . .

Until next time, get out - archery hunters should be checking the many changes in this fall's hunt. I suppose I'd better get out and stick some styrofoam myself. Enjoy.


Grouse Hollow Journal for August 14, 2014 by Greg Koelker


Grouse Hollow Journal for August 14, 2014 by Greg Koelker



I love a good story, especially when I get to be in it. Last week Ellen and I attended the Uppena Family picnic at the Burton Town Hall which is located in the booming metropolis of Burton, Wisconsin; Burton is sort of triangulated in the middle between Beetown, Cassville, and Potosi. As usual there was nothing to eat, just the usual fried chicken, 7 or 8 casseroles, only like 5 kinds of potatoes, a bunch of pickles, a few pies, cakes, bars . . . I could go on, but if anyone went home hungry, it was their own fault. The Uppenas are Ellen's mom's family, and I get a free pass to the reunion because of that. Anyway, I visited with a few people, okay more than a few, but I most enjoyed Uncle Gene Uppena telling stories about the old days. Gene will be 90 this year. He is a retired Minnesota county extension agent. He started by telling a current story though, about the three retired farmers and dozen or so farm widows that live in his apartment complex and come together for breakfast every morning. He said the ladies are most excited and surprised about their recent financial windfall. It seems that their farm land is now being valued as high as $15,000 an acre, so some of them are millionaires! Then he told the story I was in.



Back some time before WWII, his brother Charles bought a riding horse for getting the milk cows in from the hollows and ridges far from the farm. He purchased it from Rush Okey whose farm was just south of Cassville. Except for the farm house and spring house, it was completely developed with houses, a supper club and hotel in the 1960's when I lived there. I remember the Okeys because as children, my gang of ne’er-do-well neighborhood kids and I would drink from the spring in the milk house, sleigh ride down the front yard in winter, and “Aunt” Martha Okey would sometimes feed us cookies. Anyway, Gene said that the horse, Ned, became “his horse.” He loved that horse and it loved him, he said. He said he rode it all over. He enlisted during the war and didn't return home until late 1945. Gene told about his homecoming from Berlin; he was in his uniform when he got to the farm and he was being welcomed by his family. Then he noticed Ned was nickering to him from across a nearby fence. He said he went over and Ned nuzzled him just like he had never left. Ned was gentle enough that Gene's nieces and nephews could ride Ned; that's where I come in. I clearly remember one evening when Dennis, Carl, and Carol Uppena rode Ned bareback over to my Grandma Potter's farm. Ned was a brown pinto, a wonder horse in my movie cowboy, horse opera crazy eyes. I got lifted up on him and taken for a short lead around. I named all my imaginary horses Ned for many years after that.



The Sunday before the Uppena family reunion, we attended the birthday party for Ellen's Uncle Jerome “Peck” Hauk, her dad's brother. Like Gene, Peck loves to tell stories too, and he likes my Ole and Lena jokes too. He holds the family history inside him now and shares gems about growing up on the farm and of “the greatest generation.” His story about Ellen's parents' wedding day led to a story about Walt hauling Marge around in a wheel barrow during the celebration. Peck told me that he was planning to wet a line at Cold Springs on the Mississippi the next day. He golfs almost every day and winters in Florida. He is planning on attending his grandson's wedding in California this fall too. Did I mention that we were celebrating his 97th birthday? I hope some day, I can be telling stories and enjoying life as much as Gene and Peck when I am in my 90's.
Finally, the good news is that fishing on the river is picking up; Vince sent me a text message with a picture of a bucket of panfish he got into this last week. The bad news – sort of, well not really – is that I wasn't with him because Ellen and I were at the Iowa State Fair with our friends Jane and Tom Downs. Great time with lots of fair food, a 1,240 pound boar, beautiful show horses, a couple fun shows, and thousands of people! After the Down's hospitality, we are now out west adventuring with our Colorado mountain kids. 

The real South Park Colorado

Ellen and Whitney at Woody's 

Birthday girl, Ellen with chocolate strawberry cheesecake

Ben's friend Todd with Preston, visiting with Ellen 

Ben playing at Woody's in Edwards, CO

Joe, Aunt Whitney, Stacie, and Mark

Joe and Nico coming down the mountain

Nico, Mark, Joe, and Ben 

Mark, Nico, and Joe sand boarding

The view of Avon Lake and Beaver Creek Ski area from our condo.
As I tap this out, we are preparing to go fly fishing with a guide our kids set up for Ellen's 60th birthday. Last night, after driving over Red Hill pass and through South Park (I think I saw Kartman and Kyle jaywalking) and getting moved into our rented condo, we went to Woody's in Edwards, Colorado for dinner with the kids and to listen to Ben perform. The place was going to the dogs by the time we left. That is, some people brought their dogs into the open air club and soon enough there were three black lab-looking canines sniffing around checking out the floor for dropped morsels. Preston, one of the kids' friend's lab mix, sat in a chair with us for awhile and then took a spot at the bar on a stool for a bit. It made me think of Scout.



Until next time, get out – we did. Our guided fly fishing trip was much fun and the setting was beautiful. More on Colorado next week. Enjoy.


Grouse Hollow Journal for August 7, 2014 by Greg Koelker

Sunrise at Jage Lake.  It don't git no better.







A selfie with Lila and Grace, two memers of the K-team. Oh, we were stopped.










Von photobombs Sophie while I am taking her senior portraits.




The 2014 Jag Lake tribe.

Grouse Hollow Journal for August 7, 2014 by Greg Koelker

It is Saturday morning, and I just got in from a walk up the ridge with my girls. Up on top of the hill, while Scout hunted along the corn, Ellen showed me Japanese beetles in the soybean field. El has been making war on these particular pests for a few weeks now. Be that as it may, the crops look good, but they sure could use a little drink. The deer flies and mosquitoes seem to be relishing the shady path up the road though. We sprayed down with Off before we went on the walk. (I put some Blackberry Vanilla spray in my ears and on my bald spot just to be sure.)

Back at the ranch, Ellen gave me a tour of her garden. (I tilled it but she has done all the work. Oh, I'll help eat stuff though.) We picked a few early girl tomatoes and El showed me the Japanese beetles in the asparagus and red raspberries. She has been getting a pail full of green beans every day for awhile, and although she picked yesterday evening, there were plenty to pick this morning too. The zucchini, squash, pumpkins, basil, brussels sprouts, and giant sunflowers look great. The sweetcorn has started to tassel; no hurry here though as I picked Hickory Hollow sweetcorn off of their wagon in Genoa the other day and it has sustained us for a bit. Last night I did sweetcorn in the microwave. I saw this video on Youtube that showed someone microwaving the entire ear of corn for four and a half minutes. Then cutting off the stalk end of the cob up until one gets kernels. Then you hold the silk end of the ear and start squeezing. The ear will drop out onto your plate cooked and completely free of silk, ready for some salt and butter! Of course use gloves when you handle the steaming ear of corn. The corn was really good and easy to fix, but for a change tonight I am grilling it for supper.

After our walk, Ellen took our neighbor Pearl Sikora and her friend Misato, 4H foreign exchange student from Japan, over to the Flying Horse for some horsing around. They helped groom Ellen's palomino, Libby and then they got to ride a bit. Earlier in the week, Ellen showed the soon-to-be 7th graders how to make mixed berry jelly. Pearl and Misato hand made labels, using English and Japanese labeling. Ellen said the artwork and labeling was a labor of love for both of them.

This last week I was up in the north woods helping to ride herd on a dozen teenagers at the FFA Jag Lake Camp. I had four girls riding with me: Lila Kozelka, Sierra Martinson, Grace Mitchell, and Olivia Strasser - I dubbed them the K Team and they dubbed me OMG - short for old man Greg. They were worried when I took the lead on the road: “Do you know where we're going?” was asked a couple of times. Now, (unless they have been talking to Ellen about my sense of direction) these questions were completely unfounded. I have only taken a wrong turn on this trip - once, or maybe twice, but for sure not more than three times. We had a good trip north, stopping for our last taste of civilization for several days: McDonald's in Minocqua.

I told my team to watch for the lake as we turned down the dirt road to the FFA Camp and Jag lake. I had my doubts when we pulled into the camp and the first thing I noticed besides the lake was the cloud of mosquitoes. “This could be bad,” I thought. Some judicious spraying and we were good. We got unloaded and the kids were in the lake within minutes of breaking into their bags. Von and I set up our Jag Lake recliners and took up our station overlooking the swimming area. Curt, who lives near Minocqua now, showed up later, pulling his Crestliner for watersports. The kids were also able to kayak this year for the first time; the kayaks were a big hit with almost all of them, but I think Brady Bedward is hooked. We had free range pizza for supper and s'mores by the bonfire that night for dessert. It started to rain around 9 PM, so we had a cabin full of uber-sugared boisterous boys and girls playing card games with the lights on. I eventually fell asleep after they all did and the lights went out.

On Tuesday morning, mother nature got me up at early-thirty as usual. Von was down on the dock already, so I made coffee and took a couple cups down to the shore. We sat and sipped in relative quiet, listening to the birds - loons, eagles, gulls, crows and such - come awake by the lake. I tossed a slip bobber out with a crawler dangling from it and let it soak. There was a slight chop on the water, but the sunrise was magnificent: two orange balls growing apart from each other creating a light show in the sky and lake. Only one student, Anna Veglahn, showed up for the sunrise. I had already caught a small bass and released it when Von said quietly, “Yer bobber's down.” I set down my coffee cup and reeled in some slack and set the hook. The fish pulled back, seriously. I was using my micro-lite rod and reel, so this was reel fun. I asked Anna if she ever dip netted a fish before. “Of course, I worked at the fish hatchery last summer,” she responded. After a good fight, I finally managed to get the bass in close to the dock without letting it get tangled in the pilings or wheels. Anna netted it on the second try. I lipped the fish and worked the hook out. Von took our picture with it. I guestimated the fish as somewhere between 18 and 20 inches (based on the diameter of Curt's net) and released it. (I read recently that when one lands a fish that will be released, one should start holding their breath. When their breath runs out, the fish should be back in the water. This is easier said than done depending on the fisherperson's fitness.)

My favorite meal at Jag Lake is breakfast. Around 7:30, Von started frying several pounds of bacon and some three dozen eggs - in bacon grease, while Cameron Perry, an earlier than most riser, was pressed into making toast. I fried hash browns on a griddle and stirred up some frozen OJ. My second favorite part of breakfast is the wake up call, often done to the harmonious dissonance of a large spoon beating upon a large pan accompanied by snidely smiling adults singing 60's songs like “I Saw Her Standing There.” I know that Von, Curt, and I would both have been dead long ago - if looks could kill.

Tuesday's calendar was cleared for water sports, swimming, kayaking, rowing about, bathing in the lake, exploring the island, fishing, and tubing. I took a walk over to Upper Gresham Lake and campground, and then read my book, An Atheist in the Foxhole by Joe Mutto, in my Jag Lake recliner overlooking the swimming area. FFA president Sophie Peterson made bar-b-cue and ram rodded a crew making lunch. Somebody made red velvet cupcakes with frosting for Sierra and Grace's birthdays for dessert. We had leftover pizza and bar-b-cue for supper. I actually napped through supper as I had tried to read (I was also starting River of Doubt by Candice Millard about Teddy Roosevelt's perilous trek deep into the Amazon - kind of like an early Jag Lake - in 1912) and sleep in my van to avoid the noise and light in the cabin. I did - a little - and then stiffly moved back inside. I got my towel and soap and went out for a cool, no danged cold, lake bath. I ate some canned peaches and potato chips as a late dinner. There was no rain this night, so the kids were at the fire until pretty late, and the little darlings went to bed quietly, no doubt worn down by their long day on the lake, besides I was long away off in dreamland by then anyway.

On Wednesday morning, the lake was fogged in. I went outside at first light and turned around, settling back in the sack for a bit before the scent of Von's - much stronger than I make - coffee lured me up and out. The morning fog was a thing of beauty. We could barely see our camp, and there was no sign of the island or other side of the lake or even the sun, giving the feel of being on an island ourselves. The only action on the lake was from three mallards that seemed to think they were sneaking by us as they fed. Von and I chilled out on the dock and sipped our coffee and quietly solved the problems of the world. Eventually, Von wandered off to the cabin and started making my favorite breakfast for my favorite meal: biscuits and sausage gravy with fried-in-the-sausage-grease eggs over easy and hash browns for breakfast. Today was R & R Day (like we/they needed it), so after some water sports, we gave the troops time to get spiffed up and took them to Boulder Junction. For me that meant a huge ice cream cone at Mad Dog Jake's, a stroll through an art gallery, and a stop by the taxidermy freezer on main street to see the trophies waiting to be made into, well, uh trophies. There was a nice northern and a 20-inch smallie. The proprietor told me that someone was coming in with a 47-inch musky shortly, but I never saw it. Oh yeah, using a real toilet vs the outhouse is a treat too. That evening I took Anna and McKenzie Buckles over to Upper Gresham for a short fishing trip in the Mississippi Queen. We all caught fish, but Kenzie hooked the biggest, a nice smallmouth bass. Back at camp, I supervised grilling steaks while Von deep fried French fries and the crew warmed up some veggies and opened up some fruit for supper before heading off to the bonfire for another s'more or two.

Thursday morning: fog on the lake, just small panfish on the hook, Von's coffee was spot on for caffeine power, Curt was on time for the sunrise that didn't show itself, and the mute button was on everything around us. The three of us visited quietly; Curt took a lake bath; Von and I got our stuff rounded up and around seven, roused those crew members who weren't up for cleaning the camp, packing up, and loading the vehicles for the trip home. Eventually, I took Curt's vehicle and trailer over to the boat landing and he brought me back to camp over the water before saying goodbye. K Team once again took the lead and headed out for breakfast back in civilization - McDonald's in Minocqua (which is good, but pales in comparison to Von's Jag Lake breakfast.) K Team all say they are going again next year. I'm in too.

Our annual adventure to Oneida County and the Boulder Junction area was another great success. (Of course, we set the bar a bit low as we deem the trip a success if take all the kids we took, back.)
Until next time, get out - again this year, you can play a part in Wisconsin’s deer management program. Operation Deer Watch enlists the public to report the number of deer they see from August 1 to September 30. Participating in the survey is simple. Record all bucks, does and fawns you see during August and September by keeping track of daily observations with an online tally sheet. This data from the public, along with deer observations collected by DNR staff, provides valuable information regarding the reproductive status of Wisconsin's deer herd in 2014. For more information, call 608-266-2621, maybe check with our local wildlife guy, Dave Matheys(608) 637-3938 or by email at david.matheys@wisconsin.gov. or go online and visit dnr.wi.gov and search keyword “Deer Watch.”

Holy cow! Can you believe the Packers are on TV tonight! Enjoy.

Vince and Ellen have a good guide I guess.


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Friday, August 1, 2014

Grouse Hollow Journal for July 31, 2014 by Greg Koelker

They buzz at each other, they snipe, they dive right in and trash an entire group without thinking, they take off in pairs intent on beating each other down, they act without thinking, they are worse than hogs at a trough. Of whom or of what do I speak? No, not the Legislature or Congress; I am talking about the angry (sounding at least) little green and red throated sugar addicts at our humming bird feeder. For the last few weeks they have been really loading up. Ellen has been making hummingbird water (a cup of sugar with two cups of water brought to a boil and cooled) every day. They must be dry too, as we have observed them drinking from the allegedly ant-proof water-filled moat on top the feeder. They seem to have some personality too; if the feeder is empty one after another hummer will fly at our big kitchen window and hover there as if asking, “What's up? The feeder has run dry. Let's get on this, guys!” The little buzz bombers will be around until fall, so we'd better get more sugar.

I was mowing some of our open areas recently and I was pleased to see many milkweeds in the mix. I tried to miss as many of the butterfly friendly weeds as I could and still get the thistles and multi-flora rose monsters. There appear to be plenty of butterflies about as well.

Scout and I ran up the ridge yesterday (okay, she ran while I rode the four-wheeler) to check some of my tree stands. Over by the Oak Stand, we jumped a nice buck with tall velvety clubs atop his skull out of the nearby cornfield. In the Corner Woods, we startled a doe with a pair of fawns. El and I have to decide where to put her Christmas present two-person tree stand, soon. I am thinking we should put it up at the Oak Stand where we can observe the field and woods. I have seen grouse drum there, turkeys strut, skunks dig, squirrels play, raccoons trundle past, possums - well, play possum, hawks zoom in and miss, an occasional guernsey heifer browse through, and fox and coyote skulk through the clearing headed for a hunt along the field edges. I have also seen many whitetails there, killing three over some 37 years from my perch above this spot. I'd have to say that it is my favorite spot to hunt on the farm, but I haven't hunted for two years or more. El also mentioned putting her stand up in the Corner Woods where I saw many deer and arrowed one buck last fall. We could also put it down along one of the hillsides above a deer trail or up the Oak Hollow behind the tobacco shed where we know deer cross pretty regularly. There are a couple places we could put it that would be great venues to watch an October sunset too. Decisions, decisions; she gets to pick.

Ellen and I and Vince got out in the Queen this last week. At Stoddard Bay, Vince landed a nice catfish after a really fun fight, and a bit later, Ellen battled in a 16-inch smallmouth. I caught one - one, fingerling perch. Still it was great to be on the water. On Wednesday, Vinny and I went up to Lake Onalaska and tried a few spots we had luck on last year. We had some luck too, putting some bluegills and a crappie and a couple sheepshead in the livewell at one spot. He fished with crawler pieces and I with red worms. I caught a 3-pound catfish and we both caught decent-sized sheeps head. I had half of an ice cream pail full of filets by the time I got done cleaning the mess, enough for a fish fry. We stopped at Sloopy's for coffee and a breakfast of corn-beef hash with eggs, and pancakes.

Rumor had it that the panfish are starting to bite in the back waters and that trolling for walleyes has been good now that the river is down below flood stage. Ellen and I and Vinny launched at Goose Island on Saturday morning. We checked spots up behind the seminary and Dairyland Power and along Markel Lake, putting some nice bluegills and catfish in the live well. We had a fish fry that evening. We had zucchini chocolate cake, apple bundt cake, potato salad, fresh veggies with dip, hot bacon dressing over salad, bloody marys, and refrigerator dills. Oh yeah, and I fried fresh fish. Fresh fish, great food, and good friends; it don't git no better.

I am helping ramrod the annual De Soto FFA Jag Lake expedition again. Ag instructor and FFA Advisor Ron Von Glahn tells me we have a dozen kids going. We'll fish, do some tubing, swim, play volleyball and horseshoes and maybe euchre. We'll eat fried and grilled everything, including s'mores around the campfire, and just take a lazy four days in the north country to relax. Von and I and Curt Christensen will have coffee on the dock at dawn while watching our slip bobbers in what is usually glassy clear water. However, this is a working trip too, well sort of. I am also taking along my good Nikon and photographing senior pictures for one of my former students. Von and I have some good ideas for settings, but I know I will be going down to her farm to get some shots with her tractor too. I am really looking forward to all of it.

Until next time, get out - while writing about our fishing trip to Canada, I mentioned a particular type of jigs that were really successful - until they were lost to snags. Anyway, I failed to name them in the column and several people called me on this. The jigs were Howling Wolf jigs, made in La Crosse by Scott Cornish. They are available at Ace Sportsland and probably other places. I have since added to my tackle box about 20 assorted Howling Wolf jigs for future use and will for sure take them to Canada again next year. Finally, how about the Brewers? Ellen and I and Barb and Chuck went over to Miller Park on Sunday for the game. It is quite the spectacle even if the Brew Crew failed to generate enough offense to ever score. They are still on top of major league baseball, so we shall see - Enjoy.








Grouse Hollow Journal for July 10, 2014 by Greg Koelker


Canada 2014 continued . . .

The wind blew almost the entire time we were in camp this year. We would wake up to white caps out on the lake, bounce and buck to a fishing spot during the day, and watch as it brought us piles of billowing clouds, some thunder boomers and occasional lightning bolts in the distance, and then it would serenade us outside our open cabin windows while we slept. When the wind quit, it got a mite tepid. A guest from Tennessee complained one evening that they came all the way up to Canada to escape the heat and it was hot here. The winds and breezes kept any bugs down to a minimum. I only got one bug bite (that from a black fly while fishing) the entire week.

On Wednesday morning, after breakfast sandwiches made with eggs, cheese, bagels, and leftover Steve's Meats pork sausages, we tried the weed lines in Convention Bay. We didn't find much for a while, but sometimes you have to hunt, and when we moved three times, we found 'em - perch and walleye. We anchored a 100 yards off shore on some weeds and commenced to yank up walleyes and an occasional perch or crappie. We both hooked northerns. We practiced mostly catch and release, but we kept the crappies and a couple 16-inch walleyes for our fish fry later that day. We watched eagles and sea gulls, who were no doubt watching us to see if any of the released fish were not resuscitating so well, thus making easy pickings for the birds. The sun came and went with the wind.

That evening we caught fish at “the Mounds,” a rocky bar with a steep drop off by it. While we were pulling in an occasional pike, Ellen noticed a huge bull moose, feeding his way through the shallows a couple of hundred yards away. I got a couple good pictures of it. Very cool. After a dinner of bar-b-qued pork ribs, we watched Grumpier Old Men. Did I mention before that we were really roughing it as I forgot the remote for the DVD player and monitor?

While we caught lots of fish, the highlight of Thursday was for the birds. That is, a deeply hooked fish didn't swim away fast enough after the catch and release. No sooner did it splash in but a bald eagle and a sea gull spied it and started circling and making passes trying to zero in on a free lunch. The sea gull was the bolder of the two, but not necessarily brighter. It landed by the fish that proved to be a load for it, so it ferried it - tail in mouth - to a tall rock nearby. We laughed at the bird style Laurel and Hardy antics as it tried to pull the fish up the rock only to drop it back in the drink. Finally, the exasperated sky carp ferried its dinner over to a shoal some twenty yards away from us and managed to get it in place to put on the feed bag. The hungry gull had just tied on its napkin and got out its knife and fork when the eagle swooped down out of nowhere, right in over our heads, snatching the fish in its talons right out of the beak of the startled sea gull and flying away, presumably to its nest. We laughed so hard at the indignant gull and his flock of johnny-come-lately friends that came, too late to the rescue, but sounding like the calvary on the way to save the day.

Did you ever want to be a resort owner? I used to think I'd like that. You know, talking fishing all day, guiding clients, living along a lake - all the time, kicking back at night in my own boat while I catch dinner, etc. but I wonder. We have never stayed over a Saturday at Keystone, so we got to observe much of what goes on behind the scenes on the change-over day (when guests leave and new guests arrive) and during the week for that matter. A crew of young people including all but one of the Frostiak's children showed up Saturday morning to help clean cabin bedrooms, bathrooms, and kitchens; do laundry, haul garbage, and generally help out getting the lodge ready for a new crop of campers. Someone also has to man the office and bait shop, greeting and checking in new guests, answering questions and the phone, rounding up fresh water bottles for each cabin's water coolers, getting bait, watching and updating the weather board, handling problems, running the camp fishing guide meeting at 4 PM on Saturdays, and just keeping order. I don't know how often the bait guy shows up to fill the minnow tanks, but it must be pretty often. (The week before we came, they were going through 150 dozen minnows a day!) During the week, there was plenty of lawn to mow and building maintenance to work on. For two days, Dave and Doug worked on the fish cleaning shack on our side of the camp (there are two cleaning shacks). They were re-leveling it after winter frost heaves using jacks and large chunks of timber, digging new drainage ditches around it, and general maintenance. I have observed them having to deal with a guest-plugged septic system (the guest wasn't caught in it, but something they dropped down the comode was) and with all kinds of varmints, including bears. There was brush to clear and burn, garbage to be collected from each of their 11 cabins every day. Someone also has to haul out the fish gut buckets each day by boat to a spot where the eagles and gulls feast nightly. (On our last day in camp, I saw Doug's newly arrived-for-the-holiday-weekend girlfriend - who drove six hours from Thunder Bay - go out on the gut bucket run, so she may be a keeper.) Another daily chore is filling up gas tanks for all of the boats in the camp. (I counted over 20 boats at the docks one day.) We had a little engine trouble one day and Doug had to quit what he was doing to fix or replace our Merc. (It was raining while he worked on it; we were in having coffee.) The Frostiaks also try to put a new metal roof on a cabin each year. Leanne drives the hour into town on Mondays for supplies for the camp, for the camp fry dinner, and also for her own kitchen. They have to check the 8-miles of bush road back to the highway to keep it clear of downed trees and washouts every day too. While they do some of the All-Canada sports shows and try to go some place warm for a vacation after the camp closes in mid-September, they all work “real” jobs in their hometown some two hours north of the camp during winter, so . . . Anyway, I am getting tired just thinking about it.

On Sunday morning, after moving around Cedar Lake in a fruitless search for jumbo perch, we anchored in Button Bay, so dubbed by Angie and her new husband Brent on a trip here a couple of years ago. There were no perch to speak of, but the walleyes were there in schools, no, universities maybe! The famous pink jig was the hot lure and we caught and released 20-inch plus walleyes one right after the other for a couple of hours, keeping two smaller ones for lunch. After our fish fry, the clouds looked a bit threatening, so we decided to start packing up for the trip south. Before the storms came in, we had most everything we didn't absolutely need loaded. We went down to say goodbye to the Frostiaks and confirm our reservation for next year. They were getting reading for the Canada day holiday week and we talked a bit about that. After nachos and cocktails in the cabin, we (okay, Ellen) fixed a dinner of pulled pork, baked potatoes, and salads. We watched Australia before hitting the sack and drifting into a northwoods dreamland to a loons on the lake and breeze in the trees serenade.

We left like thieves in the night at early-thirty Monday morning. There were rain drops on the wind, but the trip home, while a bit blustery, was mostly dry. We had a great week. We fished in a lot of new spots and traveled to new areas on the lake including the burned out bridge on the stream out of Cedar Lake on the way to Perrault Lake. We got to try some of Leanne's spicy peach jam - awesome! Learned some new tackle, met some new people, and just plain relaxed. I saw a wolf cross the road ahead of us, but didn't manage to get my camera up in time. The water was back under the road at Buller Creek near Vermillion Bay, but when we were coming into Fort Frances, near one of the fly-in base camps, we observed a guy off-loading gear into a float plane from a Ford pickup that was parked in the lake up to the doors because of the flooding there.


Until next time, get out - it is the 5th of July this morning. We had a good 4th, seeing lots of old friends and feasting at the 100th Annual St. Charles Fourth of July Picnic in Genoa at mid-day. We spent that evening relaxing over cocktails and Smores by the fire pit at our friends, the Sikoras. I played catch with Jake a bit - my shoulder is still punishing me. If anyone is interesting in checking out Keystone, their website is: http://www.keystone-lodge.com/; other wise send me an email at: grousehollowjournal@gmail.com. Or write to: Greg Koelker, N2436 Proksch Coulee Road, Stoddard, WI 54658. Enjoy.