Monday, September 30, 2013

Grouse Hollow Journal for October 3, 2013

Sunday morning - Scout and I walked down Proksch Coulee to the Bergen Town Hall and back. Lately all of the mornings have been pretty, but this morning is a special morning, for sightseeing at least. There was a fog rising as the sun began to filter through the woods up on the ridge. Near home, I had to stop and turn around and take in where I had just walked. I could see back nearly half-a-mile toward Stoddard. I didn't have a camera on me, but I can see that fall is coming into itself. Some muted yellows and oranges and lots of browns are beginning to show. Some recently plowed fields still showed a mist drifting over the top. A huge flock of blackbirds were frantically mobbing a nearby cotton wood. Sunbeams slipped through nearby walnut leaves, reflecting off still wet weeds and black berry bushes. I could see my breath.

Back at the ranch, I was sipping coffee and eating a roll with homemade raspberry jam while reading the paper on the porch when some people stopped at the bottom of our driveway and were taking pictures of the place. I called to them and the driver said he grew up here, so I invited them up for a look around. He was Tom Knebes who grew up here and then moved away. They said they lived near San Diego now. His wife Sue and friends Gil and Gail Loppnow were on a Wisconsin memory tour of sorts staying in Cashton at a bed and breakfast the night before and heading down to the Great River Roadhouse to visit Dan Connelly from here. While I gave “the tour,” Tom recounted stories of his youth here and asked after neighbors. Nice folks.

Later, I loaded the four wheeler up with Ellen's lopping tool, two doghouse hunting blinds, and my trail camera, and Scout and I bounced and growled our way up the ridge road. I put up one blind in the Corner Woods, snipping out just enough of the prickly ash, poplar saplings, little elms, and berry bushes to make for shooting lanes. We crossed the farm and put up another blind 50 yards down the hill from the Oak Stand. By this time Scout was in need of a breather so she flopped in the shade. I also set up my trail cam nearby. I'll check it by week's end.

I shot 18 arrows from my bow later in the afternoon. I hit the target every time, mostly in the middle. In fact, I split one arrow, the groupings were so good. I will practice a bit more before I head into the woods to hunt though. The Packers didn't lose!

Last week, Ellen and I took a boat ride on Thursday morning. We put in at Stoddard and motored north around the bay. The sun was getting higher and the fog on the river was burning off. The sky was clear and dark blue. There were long lines of pelicans spread out across the water from Stoddard. We glided over smooth water to Brownsville and Lawrence Lake to try our luck at panfish. We didn't find any, so we went back over along the Wisconsin side of the river and tried a wing dam along Highway 35. I hooked a walleye right away, but no one else was interested there so we went into the Goose Island area, pushing through a man-made cut in the marsh grass and then sliding over sand bars to get to a channel south of the park that had a line of boats in place. Ellen hauled in an 11” perch, but otherwise it was nuttinhoney. We saw another fisherman land a sheepshead. Most of the pairs of fishermen were moving around casting about to find fish, but that was it. I had heard a story that they were all taking limits home every day. Maybe, but we didn't. On our way in, the pelicans were coming out of Stoddard Bay in droves. The big fish eaters are not popular with the local fishermen, but they are a sight to see, gliding gracefully down on the water or spiraling up in migrating groups. Anyway, the morning was perfect, the fishing was good - even if the catching was not. Nice boat ride.

On Saturday, our young friends Eli Jackson and Pat Colby, stopped in after a bow hunt on our ridge. Pat said he saw a doe while Eli “got a rock” so to speak. They both said the bugs were nasty. The boys had some memory cards from the trail cameras up there to check out on the computer. We had coffee and visited and looked at the over 500 pictures of soybeans, trees, and brush, that occasionally held a shot of a coyote, raccoon, and whitetails. There were a couple good bucks and many does and fawns and even a couple shots of two young bucks sparing. Ellen fixed BLT's for lunch for all of us. Eli and Pat ate two. You can't beat fresh tomatoes and grilled bacon for a taste treat. Anyway, I guess I have to get out in the woods.

My nephew Chet called me later and said that he a little problem with his archery equipment. It, along with his daughter Tess' bow and arrows, vanished from their garage in La Crosse last week. Chet called the police. Chet actually found his equipment posted for sale online and set up a sting I guess. The creep showed up with Tess' bow, but not his. My former La Crosse Central lineman nephew said he wanted to grab the guy and pound him when the police pulled into the parking lot. The thief ran, but left his car. The police waited by the car and then followed the thief's sister when she came to retrieve it. The police know who it is, but Chet hasn't got his bow back yet. El and I were remembering about when this happened to our son Ben out in Colorado a couple years ago, when some thieves broke into his truck by smashing out all of the windows and stole his Mathews bow and arrows along with his bass guitar, camera, cymbals, and microphones and cords. There have always been villains out there, but it just burns me that some cretins think they can just take whatever they want. Hopefully Chet will get his stuff back soon or be able to afford to replace it.

In this day and age, it has become a truism that you should never do or say something anywhere anymore because it will probably be spied upon and recorded. On Saturday afternoon I drove over to Goose Island Park to test my chest waders, that is, make sure they don't leak before I use them for duck hunting. I put the waders on at home and drove to the landing at the far north end of the park. There was no one around - I thought. Anyway, I waded out along the dock as far as I could without taking on water. The waders were fine. It did start to rain by the time I was back at the pickup changing. I didn't notice anyone anywhere, but on Sunday morning after church, Ellen was accosted by our old friend Gene Feuerhelm who asked her, “What the heck was Greg doing at the landing the other day? I was grabbing for my life preserver and thinking about calling 911!” When Ellen explained the test, Martie Konop asked Gene if he was prepared to give mouth to mouth; without hesitation, he said, “No!” Anyway, it didn't end up on Youtube, but you just never know who is watching.

Until next time, get out - the Wisconsin DNR wants your help again this season to gain a better understanding of the relative abundance and distribution of deer and other wildlife in the state. The DNR is again developing a long-term database of deer hunter observation data. The survey period is September 14 - January 5. You can help with this survey by recording the following from your deer hunting or hiking or sightseeing trips:

  • date hunted;
  • number of hours hunted;
  • county;
  • deer management unit (map);
  • weather conditions; and
  • type and number of animals
    Submit your date on line via the Deer Hunter Wildlife Survey at: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/YJNPKPJ or mail in a tally sheet available from the DNR. Reports should include sightings of: badger, bear, bobcat, coyote, deer, elk, fisher, house cat, opossum, otter, porcupine, raccoon, red and gray fox, ruffed grouse, skunk, turkey, wolf, and other wildlife not normally seen in your area. The DNR would also like Wisconsin based trail cam photos of the following animals: marten, badger, Canada lynx, cougar, Franklin's ground squirrel, moose, stone marten, wolverine, or any other animal not normally seen or identified. For more information about the surveys contact: Brian Dhuey Survey Analyst/database Manager for the Bureau of Science Services, at brian.dhuey@wisconsin.gov or call him at: 608-221-6342. You don't have to be a hunter to do this either; just record your sightings and such and report them. I so love Fall! Enjoy.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Scenes from the north woods

A scene from Allequash Lake

Ellen on Allequash Lake

The slough out to Island Lake.  That is wild rice all around us.


Me at Jag Lake camp.

Ellen and Barb walking through the woods near our cabin.

Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of September 26, 2013 by Greg Koelker

Last week week I turned 95 years old.  And I never exercised a day in my life.  Every morning I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette.  And then I eat five strips of bacon.  And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich.  And for a midday snack?
Bacon!  A whole damn plate !  And I usually drink my dinner. 

Ellen with an 18" smallmouth bass caught on her now famous pink jig and a minnow in a small lake south of Minocqua.

And another one!  This one is 19 inches and she hooked it with the same jig, same lake.  

You know I enjoy writing, but this is crazy. I am in here typing when I could be out in the sunshine on a Sunday morning. Later . . .

Okay, I am back. I went out to work on a project in my shop and listen to the pre-game and then the Packers spin, crash, and burn at Cincinnati. This is a family newspaper, so I won't write what I am thinking now that it is over. If it was a comic strip it would probably read: @#$%^!!! Scout hid under the truck. You get the idea. Anyway, we have tickets and a hotel for the Atlanta game in December so I hope they improve by then. Win, lose, or draw we will always be Packer fans, but @#$%^!! the Bengals? Such is life.

The waterfowl hunting report from several Stoddard duck hunters is that there were few ducks anywhere on opening day. My octogenarian friend Bud Veal of Stoddard, likes to say, “All the old duck hunters I used to hunt with in the old days are gone or don't hunt any more, but I am still out there,” as he puts it. His nephew Rick told me that they managed to kill three ducks down in the Rush Creek area on opening day. Rick said the “Secret Spot” was too shallow to hunt. Bud is still the best wing shot I have ever hunted with. (I will probably get out with Bud and Rick yet this fall though, as they really want me to hunt with them; uh, actually I know it is that they covet the retrieving services of Scout. We shall see.) Anyway, I didn't go out yet. I am planning a waterfowl hunting safari to North Dakota with my old friend Doug Ledbury next month. I am taking the spot of our dear friend Greg Lenz who passed away recently after a battle with cancer. @#$%^ cancer!!! Anyway, that will be another story.

Last week, Ellen and I and her sister Barb and Barb's husband Chuck spent the week near Boulder Junction to jointly celebrate our 1973/40th anniversaries. Actually, 80th anniversaries might be more appropriate - you know, 40 for Ellen and 40 for me. Anyway, we stayed at Whispering Pines Resort on Upper Gresham Lake in the Pines cabin. I am familiar with Upper Gresham after taking dozens of teenagers fishing along its weed beds on our Jag Lake FFA trip every summer since 1997. El and I stopped to see our old friend Curt Christensen at his new home in Hazelhurst before we went into camp. He lives in a gated community in the pines with lots of deer and turkeys and a golf course near by. We visited with “C” and then drove the 20 miles to our lodge to check in. That evening El and I caught lots of SMALL panfish on Upper Gresham. It was beautiful out with loons crying in the distance and eagles and seagulls swooping down to check out whether or not we had killed any small fish for them to dine on. It was also cold; we both had our hoods up on our Carharts jackets by the time we headed in to the cabin and dinner.

We ate well, drank well, and the fishing was interesting even if the catching was not great. We fished Island Lake, Allequash Lake, Big Lake, Whitney Lake, Gun Lock Lake, Shishebogama Lake, Bolger Lake, and Upper Gresham. Between the four of us, we had enough fish filets for one fish fry on the last day fishing. We ate bass, bluegills, pumpkin seeds, crappies, and perch (many caught off the dock) with baked potatoes, fresh garden sweetcorn, and tomato slices. On Sunday we took a bucket of deli chicken to Curt's to watch the Packer game. (Much better than the game this week, grrr . . .)

We made new friends too. Jerry and Chris from Chicago were our next door neighbors. They were not fishing, just enjoying the festivals and farmer's markets and north woods. They gave us one of a bunch of long green meaty tomatoes they bought at a market that looked more like a giant jalapeno pepper. They also picked a bucket of the abundant black berries in the woods near the resort. Chuck struck up a conversation with a couple of musky fishermen at the Big Lake landing and got a tip on a couple of lakes to try for panfish. They even gave us a map of Shishebogama. (While we were waiting in the landing parking lot up the hill from the landing for Barb and Chuck to get their boat on the trailer, Ellen noticed that Chuck had his shirt off. It was not hot. He had more off than that. It turned out that he had slipped of the trailer tongue while tying his boat on and took a dip! Very funny. Even more odd that it happened to someone besides me for a change.)

The best catching came on Wednesday when Ellen and I were trying to fish over a crib in the wind, catching mostly small ones when El said, “Oh, I got on something big.” It proved to be an 18” smallmouth bass; half hour later, she caught a 19” smallmouth bass in the same spot. She landed them both on a 1/8 oz. pink jig with a crappie minnow. (This pink jig is from the same package as the one she used to catch the big ones in Canada in June.) She is still telling me how her arms hurt from landing those fish. She also was kind enough to say she had a good guide. I caught one keeper bluegill and a bunch of small perch that were puking out minnows as I released them.

The girls and I took several long walks while Chuck fished on the dock. I took them over to Jag Lake and showed off the FFA camp that I love so much. Jag was obviously up from July when I was there. Boulder Junction recorded a 7-inch rainfall one night in early August they say. The rest of the weather was different than here. The wind didn't stop much all week. The air was cold then cool and dry and then it rained one night, and by Thursday it was muggy and the air around the cabin hummed with skeeters. The trip home revealed fall color beginning to show. There were red maples and sumac shocking the rest of the greenery along Highway 52, and the short cut fields were covered with huge flocks of canada geese.

Anyway, it is time to start thinking about bow hunting here at Grouse Hollow. Eli Jackson was here on Saturday morning with some trail cam pics from around our farm that even make my blood begin to boil. We shall see.


Until next time, get out - Ben and Mark and Drew out in Colorado had their Uncle Bill and his friends out in the mountains in search of elk this last week. We hear they heard and saw plenty, but we will know more later. I think a squirrel hunt and a river panfish trip may be in order this week. Enjoy.  

Grouse Hollow Journal for the week of September 19, 2013 by Greg Koelker

During our second week in Colorado, we took some sight seeing tips from our kids and headed west. We drove down out of the mountains - sort of - on I-70, winding our way through the high red rock of Glen Canyon. We drove along the rich valley of Palisades where there are rows upon rows of fruit trees, most notably the incredible Palisades peach. The prairie or mountain valley is obviously prosperous with farms, ranches and towns that are green. Green trees, green pastures, and green lawns even. Interestingly enough, the landscape just to the north of the interstate is dryer and more like the badlands in South Dakota.

Following the signs, we got off the interstate at Grand Junction, a city roughly the size of La Crosse. It reminded me a little of Madison for some reason. We were going to the Colorado National Monument. The boys said we would love “The Monument” as the locals call it. We did. We turned down a boulevard and found the entrance to the park. Immediately we started climbing, twisting round and round up out of the valley. The landscape is rugged but spectacular. The Monument Canyon is the most obvious feature, running the thirty some mile length of the park. We stopped to view and photograph over a dozen times. The canyons are cut deep into sandstone and granite with high cliffs and beautiful rock formations of red and orange and yellow. The bottoms look rough but are mostly green with cottonwoods, grass, and sage. The Ute Indians used to camp in these canyons and there are hiking trails in and out of the deep canyons. The plateau on top is covered with pinion and juniper. Some of the tortured looking trees had signs saying they were estimated to be thousands of years old. We saw many birds, but not much else wildlife-wise, although animals and birds are supposed to be plentiful, including red-tailed hawks and golden eagles, ravens, jays, desert bighorn sheep, and coyotes. The views from Rim Rock drive, which is just that, a highway that winds along the very edge of the canyon, were breathtaking. We could often see back across the valley to Grand Junction and Palisades far off in the distance.

After several hours, we ended up back on I-70 at Fruita, a small town. The lady at the visitor's center was friendly and helpful with maps and history. Their claim to fame is a story of a great train robbery. Butch Cassidy and others had allegedly blown up a train with so much dynamite that most of their take was lost to the explosion before they took off for South America. The other is the Naval Petroleum and Oil Shale Reserves Office. The US Navy took an interest in shale oil as far back as 1951 and in the 70's the Navy conducted extensive tests with the fuels in military and commercial uses. A sign in the the visitors' center said the shale oil and mining industries provide thousands of jobs in the area. I asked the lady about the reserve and she pointed up a canyon behind the town and said, “You're looking at it.”

We headed west again on our way to Moab, Utah. Mark had said to be sure and take Highway 128, not 191. He was right. 128 sliced straight across miles of barren open range land and then dropped down into the Colorado River canyon for mile and miles. It was raining a bit up on the plateau and we saw at least 3 rainbows, but the rain quit when we got in the canyon. The river had long slow stretches punctuated by rapids all surrounded by high walled canyons or far distant vistas with purple plateaus and buttes rising up from the prairie. It was nearing sundown and the canyon walls were red, orange, green, and more purple. The far off rock formations took on shades of bluish/purple or golden orange from the setting sun. El was driving and I was snapping away with my Nikon. We passed incredible looking pastures, obviously irrigated, with fancy horses and mule deer sharing the grass in front of several high end looking dude ranches.

Moab is a pretty neat little town. The main streets and side streets are lined with small shops and restaurants as well as all the modern amenities like MacDonald's and Subway. It is surrounded by desert and parks like Arches and Dead Horse Point and Canyon Lands. We spent the next morning wandering around Arches National Park. The rock formations are almost other worldly as huge buttes of stone have been carved through by the wind and rain to create arches big enough to drive a battleship through. The country is unlike anything I have ever seen. We had a great visit with a German family who was on holiday. They said they couldn't believe how courtious and friendly most
Americans were. One daughter remarked, “They even bagged our groceries in the market.” The father said that in Germany, clerks disappear or are surly to customers. They also commented on some young Germans who were having a raucous time taking pictures of them with arches in the background and booze bottles in front. “They are not real Germans, they are from Bavaria!” said the father.

That afternoon we drove into Dead Horse Point State Park. Mark said it is as close to being in the Grand Canyon as you can get without going there. He was right. Spectacular views of the Colorado River winding and carving its way through desert stone. We were nearly half-a-mile above the river canyon. The cryptic park name comes from a local legend that cowboys would drive mustangs onto the point and block off their exit, making for a natural corral. Of course some unfortunates must have been pushed or jumped to their deaths. Regardless, the views are well worth the trip. We could see the sky blue water of what appeared to be lakes in the distance, but a park ranger said it was a salt operation. The miners injected water into the earth and pumped it back out allowing it to dry in the sun and then collected the salt.

We stayed in Durango that night. Ellen bought a box of Palisades peaches from a street side market and we ate Mexican that night. In the morning we had breakfast with an older couple from Pennsylvania (in their 80's) who were in Colorado for a wedding and then more travel. They said they had friends and family in Wisconsin. He said he had been a Spam salesman for Hormel. I told him I love Spam. He said, “Lots of people do.”

On another tip from our kids, we drove north to Montrose and then on to Silverton and took 550 a.k.a. the Million Dollar Highway to Ouray. Though the entire stretch has the name, the Million Dollar Highway was originally the twelve miles south of Ouray through the Uncompahgre Gorge to the summit of Red Mountain Pass. We met a snowplow coming down the mountain. Uh oh! We wondered what we were getting into. After getting over the pass, we came upon some highway equipment in pull out piled high with red mud and rock that had just been cleared from the road, the remnants of recent rains and flash flooding we guessed. We had to go really slow to keep from sliding. The stretch is challenging and can be hazardous with steep cliffs, narrow lanes, hairpin curves and few if any guardrails. We met a semi on one! We passed what remains of the Idarado Mine. What a place to work! When we first saw Ouray a.k.a. The Switzerland of America, it took our breath away. We were almost right above it, like 1,000 feet on a tight curve with a steep drop. Ouray is at almost 8,000 feet and surrounded by peaks. The town was quaint and I'd like to go back there and stay some day I think. The highway from there to Gunnison was an easy drive down through wide mountain valleys with ranches and prosperous looking homes. I saw my ranch. It was just outside of Fairplay. The arrow straight road was maybe two-miles of reddish dirt, with a winding creek through large pastures and fields. The ranch at the end nestled up against what was probably the foothills of national forest land. The realty sign went by too fast to record it, but if I was going to get a ranch in Colorado, this one would probably make the cut, and it is only two days drive from home and a few hours from the kids. I googled ranches in the area and one 151 acre ranch in that valley was going for $2.4 million. I can get that; I just gotta keep buying those lottery tickets.

We got home in time to celebrate Labor Day weekend with a very successful - and chilly - fishing trip to Lake Onalaska.

Until next time, get out - Ellen and I traveled up to Vilas County this week to begin celebrating our 40th anniversaries with Barb and Chuck. We visited Curt Christiansen in Hazelhurst and stayed in a cabin at the Whispering Pines resort on upper Gresham Lake with a plan to fish in a number of lakes. By the time your read this, we'll be home. More on the north country trip next time. Enjoy.