Grouse Hollow Journal for September 27, 2012 by Greg Koelker
On Saturday morning, I went out to free our kenneled alarm clock and get the paper. It was COLD. Brrr! The ground was white, effectively ending the mowing season I think. Meanwhile, Ellen fixed a big breakfast of Burton ring sausage and pancakes with homemade raspberry jam and sorghum molasses (I know - to die for). Our young friend Eli Jackson brought Jax (short for Jackson) out for a lesson in retrieving under the gun. Jax is a German shorthair pup, some five months old. Scout and Jax spent the first half hour racing about the yard and garden playing tag, and rolling each other and nearly taking out the people who should've bought a ticket to the show. Sometimes the dogs would stop and look around with their ears flopped back over their heads in a comic sort of "Say what?" look before one or both would charge and then race away again.
When the pup was sufficiently worn down, I kenneled a very surprised and disappointed Scout, and grabbed my Russian made pellet rifle off the porch. Eli had a throwing dummy with pheasant wings duct taped to the body. The unloaded pellet rifle makes a repeat much like the crack of a .22 rifle when dry fired, so we tried that for a bit. Eli would get Jax's attention, toss the dummy and I would add a loud "bang!" with the rifle. The desired effect is that the dog learns to associate the bang with fun and not fear it. Jax was totally unfazed by the shot, which is a really good sign. We walked down through a brushy pasture and tried Jax in thicker stuff and then had him find a placed dummy a few times. Jax did a great job with the dummy and pellet gun. Back at the ranch, I set up a target and got out my .22 Remington rifle to sight it in. (I loaned the rifle to Jake Sikora to use at the Vernon County Sheriff's Youth Shooting Team last summer. He needed to use open sights, so I took the scope off.) After half-a-dozen shots, it was clear that Jackson is not bothered by gunfire - so far, at least. It was also clear that I needed to shoot a bunch more to get my rifle zeroed back in. Eli said that next week, he'd introduce a shotgun to the repertoire.
One of my favorite times in the fall is the first squirrel hunt. So after Eli and Jax left, and a trip to the dump - Scout's favorite ride, I put my .22 in the front seat of the Ranger, and drove up on the ridge to hunt my favorite squirrel spot, the Oak Stand. El had suggested I take a load of green pumpkins along for the food plot, so I bulldozed my truck into the middle of the field left for wildlife and tossed out the reject jack-o-lanterns. I put on my game vest and loaded the clip into my newly sighted in bolt action rifle. The wind was blowing pretty much out of the north, but would let up once in awhile. The leaves and grasses were moving a lot. When I quietly infiltrated the clearing that is dominated by three ancient oak trees, I found a tree to lean on and wait, listen, and watch.
I have many great and poignant memories of hunting at this particular spot. I got my first bow killed deer, a fork-horn in velvet in 1979 here. Brother-in-law Brian Hauk and a teenaged Paul Proksch helped me find it that night while El stayed home to care for a very unhappy two week old, Benjamin. Times have changed a bit, as I spent some time texting a 34-year old Ben out in Colorado, asking how his last weekend of archery elk was going. While I was texting, a red squirrel appeared and disappeared across the trail from me before I could get my weapon up. The leaves were falling here and there and the sun was doing its best to add some color and light the shaded glade with beams here and there. I noticed Dick Swantz and Tom Claflin's old deer stand, still standing next to a huge old oak. I snapped a shot of it with my smart phone and sent it to Dick. I have hunted in that boma many times, but I fear it may be a derelict now. Eventually, I hunted out to the point of the hill, finally returning to the field edge and relaxed a while longer. Another, or it could have been the same, red squirrel appeared on a tree limb some 20 yards away with that curled up tail, gnawing on a nut pose. I took aim, let my breath out, and squeezed the trigger; the squirrel ran up the tree and then back down and into the woods. There was no sign I had hit him. "Nuts!" The Squirrel Picnic is in a couple of weeks and I'd like to add something to the pot. I should have taken a rest aim I guess; it's back to the target range. Anyway, I enjoyed the time and quiet and the memories.
On Sunday morning, El had a tough choice - go to church or go fishing with me. A short while later, after coffee and some toast, we were on our way to Lake Onalaska. The sun was getting up in the sky by the time we got to the landing. As we were launching the queen, another guy was taking his flatbottom out - not usually a good sign; however, he had a cooler full of huge crappies. He lifted one out to show us. It had to be 14 or 15 inches long. He said, "Yeah, they are biting, but you have to hunt for them." Cool. The Queen's Mercury started on the third pull. We didn't have to go far to see a line of fishermen, so we found a spot in the line and anchored. After some hastily made tackle changes, we were fishing. I got schooled by my better half, 2 to 1 on huge bluegills. We fished small jigs with bits of night crawler on the bottom. Jig 'em and get ready to set the hook. It was fun watching El battle those 8 and 9-inch fighters with her new ultra-light St. Croix rod bent over to the water. I like walleye fishing, bass fishing can be fun, but for me - pound for pound and fight relative to their size, bluegills are the most fun. When we got there, it was plenty cold and the water was like glass, but after an hour or so, the wind came up making it even colder. We caught a few little ones, but I had a 12-inch perch and some of the gills were 9 inches in length. We had a live-well full of good eaters when we had to go. Back at the ranch, I counted 28 gills and 3 ring perch in the live-well. The filets almost filled an ice cream pail!
El had a Horses for Joy board meeting, so I spent some of the afternoon trying to get some little used machine or other to operate: brushcutter, tractor, chainsaw, etc. I listened to the Brewers on the radio - at least they won. I finally used some old chainsaw fuel to get a pile of brush still in our yard from the storms last year to burn. The blaze was amazing and very
satisfying. After it burned down a bit, I chopped up some tomatoes, basil, garlic, and brie cheese for our favorite summer supper of basil, brie, tomatoes over hot pasta with a glass of wine and some hot bread. After that, I sat in a tree stand for a couple of hours Sunday evening with my bow - until I couldn't stand it anymore. There were no squirrels running around, no birds, or any other animals that I perceived except maybe gnats and a few mosquitoes that didn't know we had a hard frost the night before. There will be better nights for that, soon enough.
Until next time, get out - we got an email on Saturday with a subject line that read, "Jambo." It was from our mountain girl Whitney. She and Mark are on safari in Tanzania for a couple of weeks with Intrepid Tours. I want to be them. Mountain man Ben, had his final bow hunt for elk on Saturday, so our kids are having adventures that allow us to live vicariously through them, just like little league I guess. Finally, the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources is celebrating 40 years of protecting Wisconsin's natural resources this year. So far they have done pretty well, from my perspective anyway; however, I am not totally uninformed, and I realize that no government agency, especially one the regulates something so sensitive as hunting and fishing rules is ever perfect; I know the "d_mned DNR" has upset and angered and P.O.ed many people over the years, but in general, I think their hearts and science has been in the right place for the general good. There have never been more opportunities to hunt and fish and enjoy Wisconsin's outdoors as there are now. Water and air quality have never been better - in my 60 plus years, at least. Wardens and biologists and other DNR employees are generally pleasant and open to questions and discussion. Call their 24-hour help line sometime. The people on the other end are knowledgeable and friendly. They do listen and do work for the betterment and protection of the state. Thanks, to the many hard working Wisconsin DNR employees out there. Enjoy.




