Sunday, May 12, 2013

Grouse Hollow Journal for May 16, 2013

Grouse Hollow Journal for May 16, 2013 by Greg Koelker

Getting out of bed at zero-dark thirty is most likely the hardest part of turkey hunting – at least for me. I mean what reasonable person does that? Uh, that didn't exactly come out right I guess. Anyway, last week on Wednesday I managed to get up at 4:30 AM and stumble into some clothes. I fixed a pot of coffee and filled a thermos to take along, downing a piece of peanut butter toast in the process. I took along the last chocolate chip cookie and a banana. As I turned onto the ridge road, I could see stars set in a black sky that was turning to a cold blue above a hint of gray along the horizon. The Canucks on the BBC were jabbering about the Boston bombers and how those poor people by the fertilizer plant down in Texas were getting short shrift by the press; I switched it off – enough for awhile.

I turned off the headlights as I pulled off the road onto my friend's field road and headed across rough country to the back gate of Grouse Hollow Farm. I used the kid gloves technique to close the truck door and to lower the tailgate so as to not make much noise. I sipped hot coffee and listened. I hate to use the word perfect too often, but it was just that, perfect. Cool with not even a breeze. Song birds were coming alive, tweeting politely at first and then more urgently as they began their day. As always, there were crows, first one and then a raucous chorus. I heard the bawling of cattle and then a milking machine start somewhere far off followed by the “beep beep beep” of someone backing up a big truck or something.

The first gobble was far off. Probably across Proksch Coulee. It was quarter after 5. I wished I were closer to that one, as the tom must have been desperate for companionship. It gobbled and gobbled. A few minutes later one joined in, closer to me, but still clear across the ridge I think. I poured more coffee and ate the cookie.
I was thinking about driving back the way I came and trying to get above one of those love crazed birds, when one announced that he was awake down on a point near where I was. I set down the coffee and grabbed Wilma and my turkey gigbag and cushion and headed that way.

When I had a better idea of where the bird was calling from, I decided to walk down through a deep hollow – as a short cut – to a spot along a field where I could put out my decoys and get set up for an ambush. I worked up a sweat getting back up out of that hole, but the tom was still talking.

I posted a couple of Carry Lite hen decoys on the edge of an old corn field and made my way back through the brush to a big stump I noticed. I got covered up. I checked and loaded my .10 gauge turkey special. I tried a lonesome hen call. I waited a few minutes and tried it again, louder and waited some more. The woods around me were just starting to turn green. Some plants were like iridescent lights as the sun started to filter through the trees from the ridge across from us. I took a couple pictures with my phone. I tried calling again. There are mosquitoes. One bit through my glove. I recently read where if man were to go extinct that in 50 years all life on Earth would flourish, but if insects disappeared, all life would be extinct in 50 years. Maybe so, but I have a theory that if we just get rid of mosquitoes, we could probably put up with going extinct over a few eons. Those remaining years would probably be more pleasant without all that whining. Anyway, my play with the dastardly winged Twilight wannabees was interrupted by another animal I think we have too many of – coyotes. I heard a howl from probably a quarter of a mile or more away behind me. It was almost instantly answered by what sounded like half a dozen howls down in the hollow I had just crossed. I waited holding Wilma a little tighter. After a bit, I tried calling again. I wanted a turkey, but I would have considered a coyote a suitable second place trophy for this hunt.

Anyway, nothing, no one, nobody, nada, nuttin' honey showed up – except more mosquitoes. I checked the clock and realized I would have to hustle to walk back the half mile to the pickup and get down the ridge and off to work. See why I don't use perfect much? The birds didn't cooperate, there were coyotes messing things up, and of course those buzzing vampires were less than pleasant to deal with. Still it was pretty near perfect and the memories and story will improve with age.

Until next time, get out – the neighbors have found a few small gray morels. We have rhubarb and asparagus coming up. Things have to be getting closer to full, head on, spring time – except for maybe the sleet that fell later Saturday and the frost on Mother's Day. Our Colorado mountain kids were here this last weekend. Ben and his friend Drew drove in on Thursday – my birthday (don't ask) – and Mark and Whitney came on Sunday along with their friends the Timmermans. It was great to see them all if only for a couple of days. Enjoy.

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